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Really love this absolute shit edit from tim hortons
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what's up, we're this college's first all-gun a capella group, the glockapellas. anyway here's sweater weather:
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pour me another glass of iced cold lemonade i ain't driving tonight
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ever wonder what the hardee’s star would look like with feet? no? well here it is anyway
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my message to everyone who posts queer poetry is: stop what you're doing right now and gather up all your journal entries and notes app pages and etc because you could put them to better use. become a white rapper. look up some xxxtentacion type beats on youtube. I just really really want to hear this
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Where's my Breakfast?
Oil on Panel 30x30 cm
Artist: Daniel Arthur
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hey man mind if i stand next to you while you contemplate? my imaginary boyfriend flushed all my mind cigarettes because of the hypothetical baby
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don't worry. most people's brains aren't fully formed until they're 3 or 4. You've Got Time.
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what the hell even is a webp image. i dont care fuck why cant you play nice and just be a png. asshole image
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i know not what weapons world war 2 was fought with
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i just played the baleen whale lottery and won three krillion dollars
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