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Inauguration Day January 20th 2009 vs. Inauguration Day January 20th 2017

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Interviewer: “okay so, why should we offer you this place?”

Me: 

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This is the Dog of Protection.

Reblog and you’ll never be forced to reblog anything you don’t want to ever again!

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i have homework due so i decided to make one of these 

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me when i see the nice Newfoundland dog(s)

me when i see them: ahh! Big chunky.

the nice Newfoundland dog(s): boof

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How to threaten your dog

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a lil pika i made

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Lmao this American girl walked up to a Hungry Jacks (Burger King) register with her drink and really, really loudly (I was at the other side of the place) proclaimed: “I asked for Lemonade, you gave me Sprite” in a really bitchy, entitled voice.

The cashier (and everyone within earshot) just looked at her like “the fuck is wrong with you”

In Australia, Sprite IS lemonade as far as we’re concerned.

Enjoy your 90c refund you cheap ass ho.

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Okay but

“I’m doing it. Yeah. And not just for me, for ALL the weird holes out there!”

“Like this guy, and skinny up there -”

“Skinny’s a Jasper! There are gems here from the Beta kindergarten, too!”

SKINNY UP THERE

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what’s going on

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2016 wasn’t all bad as Canadian Astronaut Chris Hadfield explains. Humanity did some good this year.

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Disney Princesses as sloths.

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