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I still curse that I was born in the timeline where these never made it to production.

Wave One 12-Figure Assortment (Unreleased Prototypes) - The Last Starfighter (Galoob)

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The first, and until now only, time I had ever been to Chipotle was in Seattle in 2007 I believe. The burrito I got was enormous, heavy, and relatively inexpensive as I recall.

Today I found out we now have a Chipotle here in town, so I decided to order a burrito for lunch. It didn't live up to my memories...

Thats a $15 dollar burrito. Needless to say, I won't be ordering from Chipotle again :p

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there’s this extremely kind soul of a woman on instagram that makes accessible recipes that don’t require standing, chopping, or a stove and she might just have a permanent place in my heart

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this is frying me so bad

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Today's Game Changer was fucking wild, but holy shit what a shock at the end of the credits. That was very sad, he seemed like a sweet guy.

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Betrayed

I had tuna for dinner. Swee'pea was downstairs, so she missed the action. Now that she's back in the living room and can smell it, she is furious. Walking around trying to find the source, crying, looking to me for answers. I'm sorry my love.

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Update from the man himself

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Yay, it's finally cooler outside than it is inside! I can open my blinds and windows!

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Me: Why is the weather app on my phone suddenly so inaccurate? Every day it says the high will be significantly lower than it actually turns out to be. It's making it hard to plan around heat waves (knowing which nights I'll need to leave my windows open all night, and setting an alarm for sunrise so I can go close them all and shut the blinds to keep the heat out for the day).

Also Me: Trump gutted the National Weather Service.

Me: Oh right. Fucking Trump.

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If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect

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Pointless whining

So there's a cooking channel on YouTube I enjoy. Decent production value, so it's straddling that line of looking professional while still being indie. Canadian, which is nice for me too.

There's one issue though that drives me up the wall. The guy who runs the channel is just SO bad at eyeballing measurements. He will confidently say "One tablespoon of butter" while gesturing to a bowl that has at minimum 4 tablespoons of butter. "Drop a tablespoon of whatever into your sauce" proceeds to drop a dollop of at least two tablespoons, maybe three, into his sauce.

Behold! One tablespoon of butter :p

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anyone have a cap of hawkeye eating a sandwich or know an episode where he does. I'm trying to make a post

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Two stunning winners ✨️

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Because of the ass backward way twitter handles retweets, I legit thought this whole thing was saying that Hideo Kojima wrote this orc city book and I was deeply perplexed. The "context for non twitter users" post did nothing to assuage this.

the orc city

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The reason the world didn't end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.