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There’s something to be said about the fact that my mouth is so sensitive that I literally cannot use adult toothpaste with any amount of flavor because the mint Burns Me. Eating minty stuff is fine. It’s Just The Toothpaste that makes me feel like my tongue is on fire. The sensitive teeth toothpaste didn’t work either because they didn’t account for the fact that it’s my fucking. Taste buds that are sensitive, not my gums or something. So I have to use kids toothpaste. It’s humiliating to have to explain to people but my teeth are completely fine even though I’ve been using it my whole child and adult life

My lord and savior ^^^ 🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️

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You say “the intrusive thoughts won today” I say “the mind ghouls are back at it again”

Frantically googling “is it a harmful coping mechanism to call your severe intrusive thoughts ‘being plagued with visions’” so I can know whether I can make that joke without causing some kind of harm, and then realizing the googling is probably a symptom in and of itself goddammit

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Frantically googling “is it a harmful coping mechanism to call your severe intrusive thoughts ‘being plagued with visions’” so I can know whether I can make that joke without causing some kind of harm, and then realizing the googling is probably a symptom in and of itself goddammit

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sigh. me

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Guess who’s getting evaluated for ocd :)

(Voice of a guy who had to get out of the shower to wash his hands in the sink because he has a cold sore and accidentally touched the lower half of his face nowhere near said cold sore and was then convinced that if he were to continue showering without washing his hands with hand soap he would contract an incurable sti and once he got back in the shower he realizes he touched the “contaminated hand” to the towel he used to cover himself and then touched that towel again once his hands were clean and had to force himself to not get out of the shower again and just grin and bear it): yeah my phobias don’t get so intense I develop compulsions when I’m stressed or burned out. What are you talking about

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This is the face I made when I realized that most people, even other autistic people, don’t generally respond as well to long rambling paragraphs of self explanation (spoken and/or in text) and even find it unpleasant or overwhelming, and vastly prefer short apologies and maybe like a few words of background

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I think this playlist is very me and I find that fact slightly concerning. no I’m not sharing the link just look at it

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whatever you do DON'T think about the tetris theme song.

FUCK

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I was wrong you do actually do that

oh… (hades spoilers)

you don’t even kill your dad in hades, he just gives up after the second health bar

I’m slightly embarrassed to be disappointed at that fact

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Sometimes I just honestly report the facts of my life and peoples eyes get really wide and they go “oh god are you okay”

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I’ve seen shifters talking about running while shifted, but where do you go, exactly? Sorry if this is weird or rude but. Do you go to a wildlife preserve or just local land? Because if shifter wolves are as big as I’ve been told they won’t do well at something like a dog park

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(Voice of a guy who had to get out of the shower to wash his hands in the sink because he has a cold sore and accidentally touched the lower half of his face nowhere near said cold sore and was then convinced that if he were to continue showering without washing his hands with hand soap he would contract an incurable sti and once he got back in the shower he realizes he touched the “contaminated hand” to the towel he used to cover himself and then touched that towel again once his hands were clean and had to force himself to not get out of the shower again and just grin and bear it): yeah my phobias don’t get so intense I develop compulsions when I’m stressed or burned out. What are you talking about

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Apparently I am the type of man to get a helix piercing and get so annoyed at the sensory feeling of it months later and take it out only to look it up and find out that the feeling is normal and try to put it back in but then drop the backing of the jewelry and not have an extra so it disappears into the fucking aether and I guess I’m not gonna have a helix piercing anymore

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my brain is so fucking weird tell me why it’s idea of a good dream is a series of pleasant tastes and textures and then the next day I have a nightmare about being barefoot in a mostly clean public bathroom. Because I couldn’t tell you

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something about the fact that they taught a dog a bunch of words to speak with buttons on the ground and a big amount of the conversations that the dog and her person have are the dog commenting on the weather

the dog. makes small talk about the weather. I’m going to start crying I think

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You know what. Right now I’m mad about the fact that I brought up the idea of annotating a book for my asshole ex Ben while we were still together (I know that motherfucker isn’t on tumblr so I can say this) and giving it to him to read and he flat out said no. What the fuck

I don’t normally really get mad but this is pissing me off man

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oh… (hades spoilers)

you don’t even kill your dad in hades, he just gives up after the second health bar

I’m slightly embarrassed to be disappointed at that fact