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Harrison or Itchy // 26 // he/him // butch lesbian in a trans way // Ask to tag // dont call me queer Or a girl // no TERFs/detransitioners/truscum/transmeds/MAPs/Thinspo blogs/bisexual lesbians // i really love Garfield
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Check out this CD I burned. (Puts it in my car radio and plays it and it's just a medium quality recording of you coughing)
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glenn howerton eating a burrito, probably early 2000s
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there's actually a secret eighth deadly sin and it's exactly like gluttony except for textile projects
#I get evil when I’m in a Joann’s with a fresh paycheck#ran around a store so fast once I whipped an old lady in the face with a bolt of fabric so hard her glasses flew across the isle#I did not stop. I was in my Joann’s frenzy. if you slow me down that’s on YOU
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good to know you think a catholic saying a homophobic slur is funny
If some old bitch in wizard robes calls me a faggot im laughing at them lol.
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Me: Referring to it as “brunch” was an act of indiscretion on my part. No bonding between gay individuals occurred. I simply realized at 11:30 that I had not eaten, so I had some yogurt from the fridge.
Prosecuting attorney: 🤨 Yogurt? You keep yogurt in the fridge?
Me: *cough* I love to support this nation’s dairy farmers.
Prosecuting attorney: What type of yogurt was it?
Me: Plain, your honor.
Prosecuting attorney: Did you add any berries or other fruit to this yogurt?
Me: No garnishes of any sort.
Prosecuting attorney: *turns to jury* A real man would not refer to putting stuff in yogurt as a “garnish”
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job interviewer: ok thats all for me do you have any questions before we move on?
me: what if a dracula show up 😰
interviewer: omg fuck😖 no. just no.
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They’re inventing a new breed of dog called everything will be ok
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if you are struggling with choosing which fundraisers to support, please consider donating to the following places providing medical aid, food, and other supplies to palestine at this time:
donate to doctors without borders here
donate to careforgaza here, providing food, medicine and clothing
donate an e-sim to gaza today
donate feminine hygiene kits for women in gaza
donate to the palestinian civilian relief fund
donate to the palestine children's relief fund
donate to the world food programme
donate medical aid for palestinians
donate to the united nations relief for palestine refugees
donate to healpalestine
if you are looking for individual fundraisers to donate to but are struggling to choose, gazafunds gives a spotlight to fundraisers that are not close to their goal.
instead of watching and supporting eurovision tonight, please instead boost this post & donate if you can. keep your eyes on rafah.
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