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from “hello sir, it’s nice to meet you” to “your daughter calls me ‘daddy,’ too.”

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thursday needs a meme, here’s my attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and i’m here to help. thanks

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me, the motherfucker with over 50 abandoned works in progress: i have another idea

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he’s an fucking idito I’m havfigng a a stroeke

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Can you give us your reaction to this reaction image?

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him-name-aldo: What’s new, pussycat?

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every student @ the whiteboard when there’s no teacher in the room

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things we know about john mulaney based on his comedy specials

-may have killed princess diana

-once drank perfume

-has never been killed by hitmen

-thought he had shit into a doctor’s hand

-“and also with you!”

-pretends to eat dinner at 4:30 to trick his dog

-has a penis (allegedly, according to a baby)

-sometimes he will watch a movie on TV even though he already owns that movie on DVD

-has responsibilities (all these fuckin’ markers)

-told Bill Clinton that he can do whatever he wants forever

-went to college for the whole time

-doesn’t care for these new nazis

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Watching Moulin Rouge will always remind me of the car trip where my cousin went from singing along to the soundtrack to loudly serenading a bearded biker dude next to us at a stop light. The biker silently pulled forward and my cousin followed just as the song hit “WE SHOULD BE LOVERS.”

I have never seen someone tear away at a green light so fast.

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that moment in El Tango de Roxanne where the strings pick up speed and screech a bit more, and the music starts to get really tense, and you realize without a shadow of a doubt that Baz Luhrmann is about to crack open the ground beneath your feet and send you straight to hell

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I shouldn’t name my future child Roxanne.

Mostly because when I’d call her down for dinner I’d yell “RRRRRROOOOOOXXXXXANNE” every time for the rest of this poor child’s life.

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Nicole Kidman and Ewan McGregor often had to be sent out of the room during rehearsals for Moulin Rouge! because they were giggling too much.

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i don’t know ewan mcgregor personally, but i trust him

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i want to die like satine in moulin rouge: being applauded, covered in petals, and in the arms of ewan mcgregor

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John Mulaney was able to do an entire bit without mentioning the subject by name and yet you knew exactly what he was talking about

could your fave EVER

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Love, Simon but it’s narrated by John Mulaney