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Hey you all know about that fungus that possesses ants to make them climb on the tip of grass blades in hopes of getting eaten by a cow, so that the fungus can continue its life cycle in the cow's guts? Because I think that's the kind of thing that's wrong with cave divers.

We don't know what's down there. We don't know what's gotten into their heads that makes them so determined to physically, personally go down there to find out. But I wouldn't entirely dismiss the possibility that whatever has gotten into them is very invested in getting eaten by whatever is down there.

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Tomorrow? like the thing that killed Macbeth?

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party rockers in their bed tonight. every body just have a good night

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are you five nights at fucking kidding me

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body positivity has largely failed because people started arguing for attractiveness and romantic prospects instead of respect and dignity

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@urbanshade-hadal-blacksite u every day

what fucking hell dimension are y’all blogging from

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sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

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So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

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listen. i know willmack is still a fairly new pairing, but that doesn't stop me from refreshing the ao3 tag at least 50 times a day

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awake at 4 am i gotta remind myself that none of the emotioions im experiencing rightnow are peer reviewed

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“can mutuals dm you?” my mutuals can fire me from a cannon through a brick wall, looney tunes style. as long as we’re all having fun

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sure I have "problems" but a bagel would help. a bagel would help.

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does anyone have that one community promo pic where they are all in photoshopped green cardigans and jeff is standing very menacingly at the front i need to see it again