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why yes I AM making boop gifs from screen recording
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i keep getting fines for “excessive water consumption” it’s not my fault that the basement prison cells all need their own toilets and showers. and like the prisoners are not pulling their weight AT ALL. all they do is sleep and be scared of the rats all day instead of painting with the easels i provided so the fines are really putting a financial strain on the household. if i didn’t need them for their plasma i would have killed them all already because this is nottt as financially lucrative as i thought it would be
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Okay I know accessibility devices are never one-size-fits-all and that there’s a use case for these somewhere, but I can’t stop imagining trying to talk to someone at a party and they look at you and move the level down a few ticks
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What you understand is these people work for you so you should be polite to them. Wrong. It doesn't matter how you treat them. They are things.
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Friendly reminder that the ones who led the pack at stonewall were trans women of color. We LITERALLY wouldn't be as far as we are now without trans women. So those of y'all pushing this "LGB" shit need to shut the fuck up.
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you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time
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that man wont be a twink by the time im done with him
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everyone talks about the folgers coffee incest commercial but remember the quizno’s commercial where the guy was fucking the toaster oven?
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tumblr is the worst designed website on the fucking planet bro
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FIREFLY PATH Mystic Mirror Dress if you want to support this blog consider donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways
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