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The Twelve Kingdoms 30th Anniversary Guidebook
Illustration by THORES Shibamoto
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Happy benji week to all who celebrate (trying not to sound insane)
Day 1: dork pouch
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Interested in Rope and Freeze!
ohoho ok so I’ll answer Rope in another ask but Freeze I’ll yap about here!
for context, this is part of a longer oneshot where Snotlout and Eret go to help a neighbouring village. The village is overrun with a fever that can only be cured by ingesting a very specific plant called Saproot (made that up lol) that only grows on that islands’ mountain tops, and it’s winter with very heavy snowstorms, so really only dragons can access those areas. Eret and Snotlout are assigned with the task bc Hooky can set himself on fire so he’d be handy, and Eret is fairly new to Berk at this point and this would be his first mission without Hiccup and the large majority of the gang. Eretlout argue about which side of the island has more Saproot, and decide to split up and whoever comes back with the most Saproot gets bragging rights. Eret goes off with Skullcrusher and returns without a hitch, but Snotlout doesn’t come back. At first Eret just thinks he got caught up, or maybe Eret was right and there actually was no Saproot on Snotlout’s side of the island. But then Hookfang returns riderless, in distress and with Snotlout’s helmet in his jaws.
forgive this incredibly rough first draft, but here, I present to you, Freeze!
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The snowstorm roared in Eret’s ears. Icy wind whipped against his face, catching snow into his dark hair as he gripped the helmet in both hands. Anxiously, he rubbed a thumb over one of its curled horns. He pressed himself closer to Skullcrusher as the Rumblehorn fought against the storm, the buffeting wind threatening to bend his wings in the wrong direction and throw them both into the darkness. The dragon threw his head back with his own roar, as if replying to Thor himself. Eret gave him a rough pat, feeling a small well of pride despite everything. That’s right, he thought, we won’t give up.
Beside them flew Hookfang, alight in with anxiety. Quite literally, as flames licked up his rouge scales, and although it wasn’t great to see a dragon in distress, at least the light was helpful. Now they could see a few feet in front of them, instead of pitch black darkness. “We’ll find him, lad,” he tried to soothe the Nightmare, but the dragons’ amber eyes only cast downward, to the sheets of snow below them.
Eret turned to his own dragon, holding the helmet closer to Skullcrusher’s snout. The dragon took a deep inhale, then his eyes narrowed. Leading with his nose, the rumblehorn made a sharp right. “Find him, boy,” Eret scratched the side of the dragon’s head in what he hoped was encouragement, “Find him...”
They circled what was once a lush pine forest, now merely the tops of trees buried by an avalanche. Skullcrusher landed clumsily against the buffeting wind, Eret ducking just in time to avoid a stray branch catching his head. Because of the rumblehorns’ short legs, the snow came up to his chin, and he waded through it, shovelling it aside with rough swings of his stocky head. He grunted, his heavy breath forming clouds around them as he tracked. Eret pulled his wolfskin tighter around himself, repressing a shiver. “Bloody freezing,” he hissed, “I’m saying that, and I live on Berk.”
Hookfang landed near them. The storm flickered out his flame, leaving them in pitch black of night. With a humble, Hookfang reignited himself with brash stubbornness, engulfing them in a red light that cast long, dark shadows. The Nightmare trailed the dragon and rider, his face lined with concern. Skullcrusher glanced briefly at Hookfang, giving a determined trill, before turning back to his tracking. Then he froze.
Hookfang quirked his head. “What’s wrong?” Eret leaned forward, “Skullcrusher, what’s-!”
Eret was cut off as Skullcrusher lurched forward, kicking up white clouds of snow. Eret gripped the front of the saddle desperately and flattened himself to his dragon, Hookfang in hot pursuit. And then, the rumblehorn came to an abrupt halt. Eret peered up into the darkness. They’d reached a rocky cliff side, and in the amber light, Eret caught glimpses of a black, wiry plant growing from it. “Saproot,” he breathed, “Way more than what I found. Snotlout was right after all.”
Before Eret could dwell on his revelation, Skullcrusher shuffled his way through the snow and began circling a clearing. Pawing at the ground, the dragon gave a definitive groan. “You found him?” Eret’s eyes widened as he dismounted, “Where?”
Skullcrusher swung his mighty head downward, shoving aside more snow with his front claws. Hookfang stiffened, then leapt in front of Skullcrusher. The monstrous nightmare’s magnificent wings shoveled great armfuls of snow every which way as he frantically dug. Eret peered underneath Skullcrusher’s wings, his companion shielding him from Hookfangs’ fire and the worst of the snow.
Hookfang gave a roar of distress as he stilled once again. He shoved his head into the snow, grabbing on to… something. Carefully, he backed out of the hole with his finding. It was a body.
“Snotlout!” Eret gasped with relief, brushing past Skullcrusher and scrambling against the snow to kneel beside him, grabbing his hand, which was oddly stiff, “Thank Thor and Freya and Odin and everyone else! For a minute there I thought…” Then his face fell. “… Lout?”
The Vikings’ eyes were closed, lips blue. He lay on the side Hookfang dragged him onto, and in the flickering light Eret saw tears frozen on Snotlout’s cheeks, skin as white as the snow he lay in. “No, no, gods no!” Eret pleaded, bringing his hands to Snotlout’s face, “You were right, okay? We should have come here first, I shouldn’t have left you, I just… wanted to prove to the chief I could do something, be a hero, but-“ a sob hitched his throat, tears welling in his brown eyes, “It’s not worth anything if you’re not-“
“…Eret?” Snotlout croaked. Suddenly, he gasped, and his body wracked with violent shivering. His glassy eyes gazed up at Eret in a trance. “Fuck,” He moaned, wincing, “Am I in… Valhalla?”
Erets shoulders sagged with relief. Without thinking, he leaned forward and wrapped his arms around Snotlout, who clung to him, desperate for warmth. “‘Course not,” he said softly, lacing his fingers through Snotlout’s hand. His skin was like ice.
“Oh yeah…that’s right,” Snotlout bit through his words, mustering all his strength to shoot Eret a playful look, albeit strained, “‘cause you’re here.”
Eret cracked a weak grin and rolled his eyes. “If I didn’t know you better I’d say you’re happy to see me.”
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two eretlout arts bc I said so!!
i hc they give each other the most genuine heart eyes but it always happens to be when the other isn’t looking 🤷♂️

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here’s my favourite fanarts of them I’ve done <3






aw heck, and finally we got the fan art that started it all

I’m so glad to have found so many amazing and talented ppl through this silly lil ship 🫶
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ooooo I love the hcs!! Very yummy, 10/10. keep cooking.
I’m a sucker for any snotlout related content. He’s so babygirl. the only good thing the HTTYD 3 movie did with him is give me eretlout content 😔
pls keep cooking with these hcs some of these I haven’t even heard before but they fit SO WELL!!!
I’m very tired and I think it shows with this message
YES, he's a cutie, I really love the little squared gremlin
About HTTYD 3 (AND Homecoming) I had some hcs and some events going around my head:
- After Hookfang goes to THW, Snotlout cries more and lets himself be seen by the others sobbing as he can not contain his tears every time he thinks about his best friend
- The infamous phrase about Hiccup's father was more to impress his father than other thing, which contrary of what he though, Spitelout ended up reprimending him for making the Jorgensons look ridiculous (The phrase, so ooc that it makes me cringe so I needed to find an explaination)
-Snotlout does not hate Eret, but sees him as rival as he is everything his dream man was (Thor Bonecrusher), but it looked like Eret never payed attention to him, so he went into the annoying path to win a spot into his heart even if it was a negative one
-Snotlout is the youngest Jorgenson, the only one being born in more than 10 years so he needs to meet the expectations his father had imposed to him.
Now for the things that my mind had been building as I don't know how to write fanfics, lol:
-Snotlout's mother died somewhere between the second and third movie, leaving him under Spitelout's scrutiny, making him act worse than ever to impress him (Being that the reason Lout is so obnoxious in THW)
-For Snotlout's bad luck, Spitelout died some time after Hookfang went to THW (reckless behaviour). Snotlout now is alone, and is confused about what to do next
-He becomes quiet and prefers being alone most of the time. Eret notices it, and even if he had found Lout annoying he decides to be closer to him as he knows how it is to feel alone for all the years he had been on open sea because of Drago
-Snotlout wants Eret to stay away from him, but Eret is as stubborn as him and insist in keeping him company
-To break the ice Eret asks Snotlout what about the weird praising he gave him while building his new house. It makes Snotlout blush and laugh about it, he didn't notice how he was thinking out loud at that moment
-With time he opens up to Eret, even telling him about how he made Fishlegs hypnotized into someone similar to Eret, but more cocky. Eret already knew about that. He also knew Snotlout had a crush on "Thor Bonecrusher" which meant Snotlout might also have a crush on him
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ooooo I love the hcs!! Very yummy, 10/10. keep cooking.
I’m a sucker for any snotlout related content. He’s so babygirl. the only good thing the HTTYD 3 movie did with him is give me eretlout content 😔
pls keep cooking with these hcs some of these I haven’t even heard before but they fit SO WELL!!!
I’m very tired and I think it shows with this message
YES, he's a cutie, I really love the little squared gremlin
About HTTYD 3 (AND Homecoming) I had some hcs and some events going around my head:
- After Hookfang goes to THW, Snotlout cries more and lets himself be seen by the others sobbing as he can not contain his tears every time he thinks about his best friend
- The infamous phrase about Hiccup's father was more to impress his father than other thing, which contrary of what he though, Spitelout ended up reprimending him for making the Jorgensons look ridiculous (The phrase, so ooc that it makes me cringe so I needed to find an explaination)
-Snotlout does not hate Eret, but sees him as rival as he is everything his dream man was (Thor Bonecrusher), but it looked like Eret never payed attention to him, so he went into the annoying path to win a spot into his heart even if it was a negative one
-Snotlout is the youngest Jorgenson, the only one being born in more than 10 years so he needs to meet the expectations his father had imposed to him.
Now for the things that my mind had been building as I don't know how to write fanfics, lol:
-Snotlout's mother died somewhere between the second and third movie, leaving him under Spitelout's scrutiny, making him act worse than ever to impress him (Being that the reason Lout is so obnoxious in THW)
-For Snotlout's bad luck, Spitelout died some time after Hookfang went to THW (reckless behaviour). Snotlout now is alone, and is confused about what to do next
-He becomes quiet and prefers being alone most of the time. Eret notices it, and even if he had found Lout annoying he decides to be closer to him as he knows how it is to feel alone for all the years he had been on open sea because of Drago
-Snotlout wants Eret to stay away from him, but Eret is as stubborn as him and insist in keeping him company
-To break the ice Eret asks Snotlout what about the weird praising he gave him while building his new house. It makes Snotlout blush and laugh about it, he didn't notice how he was thinking out loud at that moment
-With time he opens up to Eret, even telling him about how he made Fishlegs hypnotized into someone similar to Eret, but more cocky. Eret already knew about that. He also knew Snotlout had a crush on "Thor Bonecrusher" which meant Snotlout might also have a crush on him
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Post-httyd 3: Eretlout before and after marriage.
Eret and Snotlouts relationship is strange, complicated. But they mend it and fix it as they go.
thanks to @julesisblue for being a beta-reader!
“Snotlout husband of Eret” didn’t sound so bad.
Snotlout flipped through the pages.. colors upon colors, and how to achieve those hues from flowers and clay. a variety of wedding ideas Snotlout bunched up in a leather folder he never thought he needed.
Junglehouse blue? Too tacky. Pink? They were both men! Red? Looks like a love inn. He needed the perfect color pallet, he was going to be finally betrothed.
Eret loves the ocean, doesn’t he? He’ll keep the baby blue for the banner, oh yeah— It’s all coming together.
Gold for Snotlout and blue for Eret, Snotlout laid down on the wooden floor with a soft smile nobody has ever knew, he never thought he would get married. But Eret wants to!
The viking imagined how the smell of the ocean would calm the sailors and how the soft cloth would be placed upon their hands to make Snotlout the coolest most manly viking husband.
Or so he thought.
The wedding was cancelled, or at least Snotlout felt like it was- when in reality it was postponed till next week.
“It was rainin yaks and dragons!” Gobber said to Gothi in the great hall, Waving his wooden hand as if the officiator could change the weather. Gothi was already bored of his constant complaining, can’t an old woman sit in peace? Weddings never go as planned anyways.
Snotlout’s eyes were brighter than usual.
The crackling of fire couldn’t muffle the angry voices in his head, yelling at Thor for the lightning and storms— it couldn’t even muffle his shame.
while his outstretched legs were warmed up by the great halls fire. He felt Eret walk casually from gobbers stressed yapping to Snotlouts quiet rage.
Eret clenched his jaw. A rain-soaked Snotlout on the floor didn’t help.
Snotlout had spent 1 minute thanking thor for not going outside in his wedding attire and another minute sulking in front of the great halls hearth.
Erets sweet accent snapped Snotlout out of his thoughts as he sat behind him. “Lad.. the wedding will be held soon enough, no?”
Snotlout wanted to be hugged from the back, his eyes became softer. From icy to something with warmth.
If it wasn’t Eret, Snotlout would have bitten his face off as soon as he sat down behind him, instead the shorter viking leaned back into Erets chest silently.
“Its so humiliating—“ A mumble left Snotlout
“No, Lout its not.”
“Thor always had it out for me, i was struck by lightning 14 times! And now this, Eret!” he cried out.
Sometimes life is unfair.
Everyone felt bad for them both.. the rain outside was strong and sudden, they couldn’t even reschedule for a later date in time.
And yet- Eret was hopeful for some sort of relief.. the pain Snotlout endured might become a gift. Despite him deserving it most of the time
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Despite everything, they still got betrothed.. needless to say a viking and a sailor didn’t know what to do during a honeymoon so they decided to just sail with Erets old crewmates, who surprisingly adored Snotlout.
There were lanterns and sweets to wave them a warm goodbye near the docks, Erets place.
Fishlegs scratched his chin “But why? Honeymoons are for fun!”
despite the tradition being for the blessing of a son in the maidens womb.
Eret shrugged but the shorter viking wasn’t so merciful.
“First of all, FISHFACE! I like honeymoons because i get to have a great time and rub it in your faces.” Snotlout offendedly pointed at fishlegs.
“And just because i wont have a sappy smoochy honeymoon doesn’t make me any less of a viking! So you better be thank-!”
Snotlout was interrupted by his husband.
“You’ve done enough for today.” Erets voice somehow tamed Snotlout. As he was steered towards the ship.
Snotlout let out a soft laugh and waved everyone off as he boarded the ship. It wasn’t a usual occurrence to hear him laugh with so much love, it was usually filled with mockery or it was a victory laugh. But this one was different.
Snotlout was lulled to sleep by the noises of the ship. Crewmates chatting, the oceans tide rising and the ship gently rocking, creaking.. He wondered how babies felt when they were sung lullabies and rocked by their mothers. Was this it?
He felt warm, his round nose right next to Erets old beige fur coat that smelled like the ocean, it was soft and warm as he snuggled deeper into the bed. Staring at the moon from the round window on the swaying ship. Wondering how many times Eret went to the sea.
Eret has been more busy lately, he felt a little jealous. They got married but he still wanted attention! But the only way he could find peace in knowing he cant choke Eret out for leaving him alone for so long is hugging the sailors old clothes.
Eret kept moving, always looking forward— as if stillness could kill him, he would hear the cracking of whips and dragons.
Snotlout couldn’t seem to figure out why..
He didn’t understand.. Eret knew all of Snotlout, from his body to his head. But Snotlout sometimes wished he could see Erets slavemark for more than a few seconds before the candle is snuffed out, ask him, tell him it reminds him of hookfang.
He feels guilty, guilty for not knowing his husband more. What if someone knew Eret better than Snotlout did? Would Eret go to them instead?
He loved Eret in a pathetic and desperate, Snotlout-like way.
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live laugh love eretlout

not sure whether I prefer snotlout in red or blue!

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what eretlout thoughts do u have today queen/king/royalty?
i feel like one of the best things about Eretlout is how funny it would be for them to meet their past selves 💔 imagine hating someone with all your might just to find out you will have a kid with them (or date them)😭😭
Snotlout: pssst- kill him in his sleep!
future!Snotlout: shut up
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petition to draw them more in their dragon armour??

(idk why tumblr wants to crunch this so bad but tap for quality!!! ☝️☝️) ((MORE BELOW 👇))


trying out a new technique, hope y’all like <33 bonus;

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