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He's not very nice.

Though, it could be argued that none of us are...

I'm sorry if I made your colleague upset yesterday, Mr Blitzwing.

~ Shinsei, @codename-firedancer-rp

Don't be. The lump is no more upset than he usually is.

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I'm sorry if I made your colleague upset yesterday, Mr Blitzwing.

~ Shinsei, @codename-firedancer-rp

Don't be. The lump is no more upset than he usually is.

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You wouldn't know focus even if it hit you straight in the face plate, you absolute oaf.

Apparently, the humans greatly dislike their roads being iced despite it being in the middle of summer where the pavement is hot enough to melt it immediately. Primus forbid we do anything nice for them.

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Don't you dare think you can just waltz in and order me around, you short-circuited sack of scrap!

She's a hatchling! I'm not going to just "shoo it away." Go blow it out your actuator.

Apparently, the humans greatly dislike their roads being iced despite it being in the middle of summer where the pavement is hot enough to melt it immediately. Primus forbid we do anything nice for them.

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No. He is a colleague of mine, however.

Apparently, the humans greatly dislike their roads being iced despite it being in the middle of summer where the pavement is hot enough to melt it immediately. Primus forbid we do anything nice for them.

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Wha- Lugnut!? You dundering dipstick!

Don't say that as if I'm sitting there and playing around with every human I meet! Primus forbid a mech finds one or two tolerable.

Apparently, the humans greatly dislike their roads being iced despite it being in the middle of summer where the pavement is hot enough to melt it immediately. Primus forbid we do anything nice for them.

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... What is a "hug?"

I have decided you are the most tolerable organic hatchling. One approached at the morn of this cycle and lubricated on the street out of fear, which was offensive to my olfactory sensors. You are nothing like those others.

...Wait, did a kid pee on you?

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The cleaning it requires is not worth letting the little thing touch me.

I have decided you are the most tolerable organic hatchling. One approached at the morn of this cycle and lubricated on the street out of fear, which was offensive to my olfactory sensors. You are nothing like those others.

...Wait, did a kid pee on you?

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No, it was on the street. But the little wretch tried to touch me, and I don't appreciate sticky little digits trying to smear Primus-knows-what across my paint.

I have decided you are the most tolerable organic hatchling. One approached at the morn of this cycle and lubricated on the street out of fear, which was offensive to my olfactory sensors. You are nothing like those others.

...Wait, did a kid pee on you?

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(LOVE receiving slurs in the inbox during Pride Month /jk. Ty bestie for being stupid enough to make a throwaway to do it, I love reporting assholes 🩷)

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You want me to ice the walkways-

Sure... Why not? As if I've ever needed an excuse to blanket this sorry excuse of artificial stone.

Apparently, the humans greatly dislike their roads being iced despite it being in the middle of summer where the pavement is hot enough to melt it immediately. Primus forbid we do anything nice for them.

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"But Blitzwing, the humans are terrified of that, they can't drive-" SKILL ISSUE.

Apparently, the humans greatly dislike their roads being iced despite it being in the middle of summer where the pavement is hot enough to melt it immediately. Primus forbid we do anything nice for them.

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Apparently, the humans greatly dislike their roads being iced despite it being in the middle of summer where the pavement is hot enough to melt it immediately. Primus forbid we do anything nice for them.

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Heh. I've been bored lately, so I decided to take up fencing.

The neighbors keep asking that I put it back.

Hi Mr.Compress :D!

I have a dad joke for you! ^^

-ejem-

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

He was peeling really bad ;)

OHOHO!~

I got one for you, friend!

I had a quiet game of tennis today... There was no racket~

- Mr. コンプレス

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Ooh, that's very punny!

Have another!! How do you turn soup into gold? You add twenty-four carrots!

Hi Mr.Compress :D!

I have a dad joke for you! ^^

-ejem-

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

He was peeling really bad ;)

OHOHO!~

I got one for you, friend!

I had a quiet game of tennis today... There was no racket~

- Mr. コンプレス

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Oooh, are we trading jokes!? I got one! Why did the poodle buy a clock? Because it wanted to be a watch dog, haha!

Hi Mr.Compress :D!

I have a dad joke for you! ^^

-ejem-

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

He was peeling really bad ;)

OHOHO!~

I got one for you, friend!

I had a quiet game of tennis today... There was no racket~

- Mr. コンプレス

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Oh? I'll take it as both, then! Don't worry, I'll show you how to give a proper port injection next time I'm around!~

My friend, this is either agreement or an offer, hahaha!