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Some notes on getting a new pope:

* As depicted in the movie Conclave, voting for the new pope is held in secret. The only clue as to who voted for the current pope is to see which direction they face when leaving the Sistine Chapel. This is known as Cardinality.

* In order to make sure no bribes are taking place, the voting block must conduct all their transactions using the vatican's own ecommerce system, Papal.

* No communication is allowed from the chapel while the voting is taking place. The only clues are from the chimney: black smoke indicates a failed vote, white smoke indicates a new pope, and red smoke indicates that the conclave needs pizza.

* The ashes of former non-canonised popes are mixed with flower petals and essential oils to provide a pleasant and holy atmosphere for debate. This is known as popeourri

* There is usually about an hour between the election of the pope and their first appearance on the balcony of the basilica. This is to give them time to sign the poperwork.

* Several times during history sects have taken the opportunity of a papal election to declare their own leaders as the new head of the church. Should one of these alternates shake hands with a vatican-elected pope, both men vanish.

* The announcement of the new pope is the template for modern gender reveal parties, and this isn’t even in the top twenty worst things the apostolic Catholic Church is responsible for.

* There is no historical basis for the pope’s testicular check being done by having a chair with a hole in the seat, and I say this because I went to write one of these based on that and checked first, and now the papacy is a little less funny to me, and isn’t that the point of this exercise?

* The official name for the countdown listing of candidates for the pontifex position is known as “Top of the Popes”

* While a pope speaking from the Throne can speak the word of God, it is not a paid position from which he will earn money.

* All ghosts are removed from the chapel between each day of the conclave to stop them reporting on any progress, which is the point of that exorcise.

* Since 1929 the seat of the pontifex hasn’t failed to elect a new pope. It isn’t the Vatican’t.

* The announcement of a new pope is accompanied by a musical chord that is believed to be pleasing to the divine ear. It is known as the Holy C.

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Earth, Wind, fire and air!

We’re at the Hex Girls Concert!

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Last pic from the Hex Girls concert!

Earth, Wind, fire and air! 🤘🏻

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R.I.P

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Yuka Orihara/Juho Pirinen (FIN)

2025 World Championship Free Dance (110.74)

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i cant breathe he just kept on fucking talking

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your online pets are worried about Y2K

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remedy by Bob Hicok

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search history sad by Caylin Capra-Thomas

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harleyyy ♦️

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i just found 12 bricks

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bill cipher...in 3D?? yeah, sorry guys I put him there...

Bill Rig is available on gumroad: https://mibbly.gumroad.com/

animated by my friend maya, im responsible for everything else. tag me if used, please. I pulled my hair making this

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(original tweet)

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okay so what if i.

hypothetically

had more voltron fanart to post

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High Fashion SpongeBob by WISDOM KAYE (2023)