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do i like him or am i just surprised that a man has common decency and basic human respect?

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hello ur daily clown is speaking to u again

turns out the guy is actually a shitty person :)

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okay so i know literally no one cares but that guy???? that im a clown for??? and literally cant get rid of my crush on him?

HES ACTUALLY BI!!!!

help im going to legally pass away i cannot believe i actually have a chance with him im so happy omg i am so very gay for this man

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so my friend informed me of this thing called “the icks” when i told her of my forbidden simpage

for those of you who also did not know what that is, its like things someone can do that turn u off

so she was like “yo think of him farting and smelling it or picking his nose and eating it” or whatever

i think im too gay for icks

please send help i am ✨dying✨

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!!!!!I’M NOT AN E BOY I’M AN E MAN!!!!!

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wait me- a simp? pfft!!! never!!!!

im not a simp! definitely not a simp who met this guy!!! who introduced me to his COUNTRY band! and despite the sin that it is, it got me into country music!!! and that same guy tells me how he fucking hunts ALLIGATORS!!!! and other shit!!! and tells me he loves me!!!! and that definitely doesnt make me blush AT ALL!!!

so yeah, im definitely not a simp. and even if i were, i could never tell him of my simpage. because, somehow, even though he does shit like tells me he loves me, gives me a buttload of diamonds (minecraft), tells me i dont have to pay him back, hes straight. i love it here :,) 

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so if you don’t support blm please unfollow me. like fr. seriously. this instant, do it. if you aren’t mature enough to understand that someone’s worth does not depend on something that they cannot control, i don’t want to be on your page. seriously, fuck off. black people are being murdered just because of their skin and you want to stand idly by and let it happen? and have the fucking audacity to brush it aside and think that they deserve it? i’m sorry, but you’re wrong. go educate yourself and dig yourself out from under that rock. everyone has the capability of beauty, no matter what. no buts, no cuts, no coconuts. and if you are going to tell me that you get to decide whether a group of innocent people don’t get rights just because you don’t like the way they look, grow the fuck up. yes, there will be some black people who are truly evil, but there are white people who are evil. race does not make you an inherently good or bad person. its just a description of you, like eye color, weight, or height. how would you feel if everyone with blue eyes got thrown in jail? or murdered? just because of their eye color? unfair, right? well, its the same thing. we’re all the same on the inside, we all have the same capabilities. and if you don’t see that, grow the fuck up. 

and if you’re going to tell me “oh, all lives matter!” stop and think for a moment. if there are two kids playing and one scrapes their knee, who do you give the band-aid to? giving it to the one without the injury would be like saying “oh, all lives matter! he deserves a band-aid if they’re injured!” yes, that’s all fair and nice and good, but that kid isn’t the one??? bleeding out??? so they don’t need a band-aid atm but the other kid does??? our black brothers, sisters, and siblings are fighting for their rights. yes, all lives do matter, but they’re the ones that need support. they’re the ones getting shot when holding a hairbrush. they’re the ones crying out how they cant breathe when an officer, supposed to be protecting him, is choking him to death. they’re the ones that need help, and we must do all that we can to fight for what’s right. 

p.s.- to anyone seeing this that does believe in blm, i love you, you’re doing great. you are a beautiful person who deserves everything in the world. don’t stop being you and take care of yourself, i love you and believe in you. :)

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ahahahahaha yessss it definitely came to me in late march. when quarantine started. ahahahahahahaha im so happy :)

Happiness Will Come To You.

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sssssssssooooooooooo liiiiiiiiiiiiikeeeee

i just kind of cut things off with a friend with a letterrrrr (like last week)

and i keep on going back and forth with my feelings on it

and i feel like crying whenever i think about it

i said that i’d be friends if he apologized but he hasnt said a word directly to me and with being quarantined (where i live everyone is being pretty much quarantined) i wont see him for a good while

and i cant console my conscience or come to the conclusion that i shouldn’t have done it

god im a mess

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hey! stop scrolling for a sec!

here’s your gentle reminder to take a break. get some water, or a snack, stretch your legs, or just stop looking at whatever device you’re using for a second. if you’re procrastinating homework or any thing you need to get done, go ahead and do it now. and, while you’re up, go wash your hands! the coronavirus is super serious right now, and it would suck if you got it. try not to touch your face and wash your hands any chance you get for 20 seconds. don’t forget to get in between your fingers and under your nails. remember, even if i have no clue who you are, i believe in you and love you :)

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YET ANOTHER THING I WILL NEVER FORGET IS THE TIME THAT I WENT TO THIS CONCERT ON HALLOWEEEN WITH MY SCHOOL AND IT HAD MANY DIFFERENT ACTS AND WHILE THEY WERE SETTING UP THIS GUY CAME ON STAGE AND ASKED IF WE WANTED TO HEAR A JOKE AND HE PHRASED IT LIKE “Would you mind any jokes?” OR SOMETHING AND I SAID NO SAYING I WOULDNT MIND, YES I WOULD LOVE A JOKE BUT I APPARENTLY SHOULD HAVE SAID YES BECAUSE THATS WHAT EVERYONE ELSE SAID AND A BUNCH OF PEOPLE APPARENLTY KNEW IT TWAS ME WHO DISAGREED WITH THE GROUP AND ALL STARED AT ME AND I WANT TO DIE EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT IT

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okay okay i have more 

- *smack* Theeee  ballllll

- who’d believe that we fourrrr woullddd ennnd uuuup aaaaaaas......... looooooveeeers?

- i never wanted- i wanted- i never never never never never never wanted to love you i never wanted to love you i never wanted to loooo oooove youuuu

- jason please see a psychiatrist

- whiiizerr whizzerrrr whizerrrrr

- i- im sorry...

- marvin’s laugh in what more can i say

things that haunt me as a falsettos fan:

- very very very

- does she sleep in the nude?

- nancy reagan meanest and thinnest of the first ladies its the eighties (yabbah dabbah dabbah) ooo the eighties (yabbah dabbah dabbah) what a world we live in

- mendal doing that thing during therapy sessions where he rotates his hand and pretends to yeet something off

- jason please see a psychiatrist

- this is the year for jason’s bar mitzvah

- march march march of the falsettos

i will add more as they come to mind  

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The conversation I had with my priest this morning whilst in her office

me: Hey [the priest of my church], why is there a kazoo in your office?

Her: Because it makes me happy

Her: [Picks up the kazoo and plays it]

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after my teacher casually dead named me in front of the whole class, not even realizing that he did so at first, when for the whole time he’s known me he’s known me as my actual name, did i go to the bathroom and cry and have a panic attack?

ya i did it, ya i did it

and did he say he was sorry to my friend who told him he dead named me while i was in the bathroom, but never actually said anything to my face so it didnt really mean anything to me?

yes he did it, yes he did it

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spaghetti sauce.

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I’d like to share with you the actions of a very chaotic individual at my school.

He owns a pair of Heelys (For those of you who don’t know, Heelys look like regular shoes but they have wheels in the heel that act like skates). 

He skates around school constantly in his Heelys. 

He dumped over his entire box of Popeye’s.

He fell backwards because of his Heelys.

He talked to me about how he smoked weed all the time in middle school

He Heely-ed around before our band concert with his button up all the way open. He did not have a shirt on underneath. He did this multiple times.

When our teacher was trying to get us to be quiet by staring at our class silently (You know that thing teachers do) he literally kept on talking, fully aware of what our teacher was trying to accomplish. Let’s just say, this kid isn’t her favorite student.

I will add more as more things occur or come to mind. 

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ive been clean for like... a long time.. maybe a year and a few months?