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Bejeweled in generosity 💎

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This was a real game, played as white, thought I had checkmate BUT NOOOOO

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Chess puzzles are so great!! "THATS NOT THE MOVE" "WELL IT SHOULD BE!!" (several minutes later) "ok yeah that wasnt the move. Thats fair"

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we need to be doing everything in our power to acquire and consume tiramisu

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happy 188th birthday Paul Morphy you absolute madlad sorry you never got to practice law properly

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Hit em with the ol’ d4, Bf4

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come on gimme things to sort. i'm so fucking good at sorting come on lemme sort

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iris by goo goo dolls really is insane though. I'd give up forever to touch you? you're the closest to heaven I'll ever be? all I can breathe is your life? and I don't want the world to see me cause I don't think they'd understand? when everything's meant to be broken I just want you to know who I am? does anyone hear me.

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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

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stop earning advanced degrees i need you to finish your fanfiction

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ACTUAL VICIOUS PITBULL ATTACK.

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Anyone else using chess as a coping skill

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Simple things

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Guys I watched The Mummy and my brain chemistry has been permanently altered