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“Hey, It was an accident. . . I’m sure you can fix it. . . Just, uh-” He gently touched the side view mirror only for it to fall off in his hands. Discreetly, he tried and failed to reattach it to the car. “So. . . You have insurance, right?”

          “ …My ride… ” Kevin said in a tone that was definitely not a whimper.

     There was a giant footprint on the center of this car,      completely caving in the body of it.

          “What the fuck did you do?”

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“Ugh. . .” He rubbed his head, which hurt infinitely more after slamming it on something for the second time. “What’d I even trip over. . . Nevermind, it doesn’t matter, what DOES matter is me finding that EVO-” He suddenly gritted his teeth and laid a hand over his stomach. ‘If I don’t throw up first. . .’

"I think you have a concussion."

His eyes blinked hard in an attempt to stop the pounding in his head. Didn’t help. Shocker.

“Ugh, It’s fine.” As soon as he said those words, his vision blurred. ‘Maybe I spoke too soon…’

Once more he attempted to blink it away. “It’s just a bump on the head.” He said, perhaps to no one, as he couldn’t really see who he was talking to clearly. 

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“It all looks the same? Sounds like a pretty lame mall then. . .”

He sighed. “All right, lead the way then. But if anything dangerous shows up, you gotta hide and let me take care of it. Okay?”

[⌘]– “… much on the contrary, mister… it’s pretty safe…” As the only one who knew every corner by heart, she was sure of her words.

“… all the places and halls of the mall look like the same. It can be confusing for people who don’t know the place at all.”

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‘Lost? Well shit how big is this mall. . .?’

“Look, you should really stay here, it might be dangerous.” He smiled. “I can take care of myself, don’t worry!”

[⌘]– “… not with an exact science, but assuming the general direction I think they went to, I believe they might have gone to the mall… but I cannot let you go there, mister.” The girl said with a serious tone.

“… not on your own. You’ll get lost if you do.”

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He laughed and tightened his fists, preparing to use one of his builds. “Oh yeah? Try to disarm th-” His fists immediately went limp. “Wait a minute, Dr. Salazar? Caesar is here? And he’s okay with you assaulting me?”

[ # ] - “I don’t have time for this philosophical shit! And if you try to pull something, I’ll have Dr. Salazar disarm you!" 

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“It’s a little fuzzy. . . I was fighting an EVO I think. . . Wait. . .” 

‘SHIT WHERE’D IT GO--’

“Auuugh, I let it get away. . .” He managed to stand up, although his position was a bit unstable. “I have to go find it or Providence is gonna have my ass. . .” Despite being a bit delirious and hardly able to see where he was going, he began walking forward, only to trip over something and fall flat on his face with a hard thud. What he didn’t know was that he had tripped over a tail.

"I think you have a concussion."

His eyes blinked hard in an attempt to stop the pounding in his head. Didn’t help. Shocker.

“Ugh, It’s fine.” As soon as he said those words, his vision blurred. ‘Maybe I spoke too soon…’

Once more he attempted to blink it away. “It’s just a bump on the head.” He said, perhaps to no one, as he couldn’t really see who he was talking to clearly. 

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“Ancient ruins, huh. . .” He nodded with feigned understanding. “Sounds exciting.” 

“You heard someone? Do you know which way they might have gone?” 

[⌘]– “… no, no. Not really like a rainbow, mister… more like…” The young kid tapped her fingertips at the side of her chin rhythmically a little thoughtful. “… more like… seizure.”

She was pretty nonchalant, though. “… uh, not that I know of, mister… Never saw him fly… or even out of the ancient ruins piece he lives in to begin with… no idea if he’s friends with unicorn either…”

“… ah… about the other monkey, the one you said was wearing a fez… I thought I heard someone pass by earlier. Not sure if it was your monkey, though…”

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Cue a dramatic eye roll. “The only me out there is me. Are you gonna let me go, or am I gonna have to use force? Yknow, the giant metal fists kind.”

“Oh, hell no! What dimension did you come from?! Or are you really not Rex this time?! ‘Cuz if you ain’t, I’ll gladly kick your butt out!!”

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“Wait,” He squinted. “You’re telling me you see rainbow monkeys?”

“Do they fly? Are they best friends with a unicorn?” Though it came off like he was teasing the young girl, he was just trying to play along. Kids have active imaginations, he was sure it was just an pretend friend of some kind. 

“Okay… He’s about yay high, wearing a fez, probably eating- Wait, what kind of monkeys do you see?”

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“I think I’m the guy who’s gonna kick your butt if you don’t let me go!” 

"Don’t stall me, kid! Who in the hell do you think you are?!”

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“Aughhh- Jeez, Nice to meet you too!” 

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 "Huh? Well, there’s something called a hair tie, it’s been around for a while now…“ Gray said as they turned to see who really asked them that.

"Yo…HOLD UP-!" 

Gray suddenly grabbed Rex’s arms, held them behind his back and pinned him face down on the nearest table.

"You have five seconds to tell me how you got here without Providence security going on you, and if you’re really Agent Salazar!" 

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“Okay. . . He’s about yay high, wearing a fez, probably eating- Wait, what kind of monkeys do you see?”

[⌘]– “… a… a monkey? Uh… Sometimes I do see a monkey, but it’s dubious that it’s the monkey you’re referring to, mister…”

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“Uh oh. . . Sorry about your car, bro.” He really needed to start paying attention on where he stepped with his Punk Busters. 

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“Not judging, but seriously, your hair is so long, how do you keep it from getting in your face?”