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@tuxankhamun I'm smoking up some ribeyes while enjoying a Bundaberg ginger beer

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Cookie Crisp with Reese's Puffs is a good combo JSYK

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idk

he doesn't look very level-headed to me

that'll get you straightened out

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"they're irredeemable"

incorrect. they're unrepentant. no one is irredeemable.

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Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food at all!

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gracias, amiga

shout out to this white boy on youtube explaining intermediate/advanced spanish concepts, i'm just going through his whole channel now to understand My Songs lol

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Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money

Why are they making a second Spaceballs movie

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comments are turned off on this and i know it was a bloodbath in there

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I'm sure he just walked it off and was fine after

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Best advice I’ve ever been given was righty tighty lefty loosey

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This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.

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Population per capita in each U.S.A. state.

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Did I ever share publicly the absolute pain of meat prices in Canada rn

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The Albertans would understand

This looks like a deer butt plug gutter

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It is a cool 87°F with 56% humidity inside at my work right now.

British person: "It's hot today"

American who has never been more than 5 seconds away from the nearest Heat Obliterator 3000 aircon device: "You don't know the meaning of hot"

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My uncle got a notification that someone was ringing his doorbell. This was the culprit. 

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