[VTM RP blog-MDNI] Vittorio Giovanni. He/him. 25 in the face, over 200 in the body.
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Don’t you watch what you’re doing?!
[The proxy was eating a nut filled chocolate bar, he forgot about it and it's semi-melted, and on the chair. It looks like it came out of a butt]
Why?!
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[The proxy was eating a nut filled chocolate bar, he forgot about it and it's semi-melted, and on the chair. It looks like it came out of a butt]
Why?!
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[one of the dogs coughs up a HUGE BUG on your lap]
WHY ARE THE DOGS SO USELESS?!
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i keep winning arguments by saying "i just fantasized about eating you alive"
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That is horrible.
Who leaves a mannequin and garbage outside?!
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Fine. By Madonna, what did they DO?!
Who leaves a mannequin and garbage outside?!
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You do it.
Who leaves a mannequin and garbage outside?!
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Who leaves a mannequin and garbage outside?!
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Taking a dump in a public fountain and fighting a K-9 officer
You may be an idiot.
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Hey!!! Cousin!
I finally got outta jail!
What did you do?!
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[the smell is clinging to Bryce]
Time for more pine-sol
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[The fire dogs pooped in the furnace. The house smells like satan's asshole after a lactose binge]
Disgusting.
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[also MONCHED by the snake] OWOWOW
It fucking bit me!
[The snake is now missing]
[A large box arrives. It’s marked Warning: Live Animal. This is the snake to unbox]
Ohhh it's here!
OW!! the fuck?!
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We are!
Keeping snakes is manly and badass
@cryptbro Can we get a cobra?!
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Setites said they got one. I’m gonna pick up the box.
Keeping snakes is manly and badass
@cryptbro Can we get a cobra?!
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I’m calling the snake guys.
Keeping snakes is manly and badass
@cryptbro Can we get a cobra?!
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Keeping snakes is manly and badass
@cryptbro Can we get a cobra?!
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