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"How's the most amazing woman in the world doin' this evenin'?"

❝I’m doin’ great. Thanks for asking.❞

❝Back off, Fiona~. She’s asking me. Um, you are asking me, right Molly?❞

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“Goodness, not like that! I got drunk and said some stupid stuff! At least…I think it was stupid. Anyway, she said she would try to have a real relationship with me. I passed out after that. With a huge hangover, she had left me some aspirin and water. She was gone for work before I could talk to her. I’ll be seeing her later.”

❝ Yeah, you better not be doing anythin’ to my sister. I’m watchin’ you two. If you break her heart again I’m gonna break somethin’ o’ yours. ❞

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“I was gonna tell ya that Valerie and I got a little…personal last night, but okay.”

❝ Uuuuuughhhhh, Mollyyyyyy, groooooooooss!!!! I don’t want to hear about iiiiiit! ❞

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triangularus·:

    “HEY, I’M NOT HUMAN. YOU CAN’T EXPECT ME TO FLIRT BY HUMAN STANDARDS. WHAT’S IT GONNA TAKE TO GET YOU TO TALK TO ME, HUH? FLOWERS? KNOWLEDGE OF ANCIENT CIVILIZATIONS? OR I COULD INTRODUCE YOU TO ALIENS, THAT SEEMS TO WORK FOR DOCTORS.”

❝Snrk. I’m sorry, it’s just...when’s the last time you tried to seduce a human female? ---Who wasn’t a complete moron? You gotta get all touchy-feely. Deep. Personal.

....Or maybe just give up.❞

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(“Her taste is worse than I thought.”)

“Well, fuck you too, Fiona.”

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❝I regret nothiiiiiiing! ❞

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triangularus‌:

    “SURE THERE ARE, BUT THEY’RE NOT PRETTY LIKE YOU. OR COMPASSIONATE LIKE YOU. THEY DON’T HAVE TWO, VERY NICE EYES OR A PLEASANT SMILE.” Are these all lies? Abso-fucking-lutely. Bill finds her revolting in every sense of the word. But getting Valerie Frizzle’s little sister twisted around his finger is too good an opportunity to pass up.

❝ I....have TWO EYES?! ❞ Cue Fiona throwing her head back and laughing. ❝ You mean to tell me that Val’s crush fell for a triangle who told him that he had TWO NICE EYES? Her taste is worse than I thought! BAHAHAHAHA! ❞

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triangularus‌:

    “I’m offended.”

❝ Hey, don’t feel bad. I’m sure there’s plenty of suckers out there for you to, uh, seduce? Who think triangles are sexy? Math fetishists, maybe? ❞

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Molly: I’m a lesbian

Fiona: I thought you were American

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triangularus‌:

    “And what about now?”

❝ Okay, getting warmer. But...you know...I think dating a triangle would be a new low for me, no offense. I’m desperate but not that desperate. ❞

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triangularus·:

I CAN BE SEXY

❝Yeah, I---I don’t know about that one, bud. Not sure if I find geometric shapes sexy.❞

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triangularus replied to your post: ship with fiona you absolute cowards

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ship with fiona you absolute cowards

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i.....bed now.

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❝ Molly and I aren’t together. We’re just...pals. ❞

❝ Just a couple of gals being pals. ❞

❝ Just a couple of pals being gals! ❞

❝ Just a couple of gals being gay! ❞

❝ ...Shut it, Fiona. ❞

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hmmmm tonight i will be very stimmy over music and not do any writing

if you want a fanmix/playlist of our muses send me uh. send me 🤔 (ill prob be pretty selective so dont feel bad if i dont do yours, it just means we need to interact more!)

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♩ ♩ and ♪ ?

♩ - A song that makes me think of my muse. 2X

in or out by ani difranco.

guess there’s something wrong with me. guess i don’t fit in. no one wants to touch it, no one knows where to begin.

beat of my drum by POWERS.

cut me loose! putting my, putting my hands upmove your shoes to the beat of my, beat of my drum

♪ - A song that is on my muse’s ipod.

good feeling by flo rida.

believe it or not, she likes current music! pop beats make her happy.

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Send me a musical note for...

♩ - A song that makes me think of my muse.

♪ - A song that is on my muse’s ipod.

♫ - A song for our muses.

♬ - A song that makes me think of our ship.

♭ - A song that reminds my muse of yours.

♮ - A song that shows how my muse feels about yours.

♯ - Your muse’s ringtone in mine’s phone