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We KEEP getting this question. Hello everyone welcome to the devil's sacrament! I'll be your host tonight, Gethen Inar Ondsinn. Dont forget to like and subscribe for more terrorism tips and updates! And before we begin, a message from our sponsor: Walmart

anyone else kinda get queer vibes from fintan?

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Remember, always think before kissing your evil wife, what if you had two evil wives?

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Contrary to popular belief, we do have an HR department. Her name is Linda, she's from Detroit, and she has a PhD in terrorism.

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No, the interns do not know we are the evil elvin organization The Neverseen. Yes, they are all humans.

The Neverseen also runs an internship program. Ignore those screams.

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The Neverseen also runs an internship program. Ignore those screams.

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I love doing crimes to humans it's my hobby

Progressive eras require progressive crimes. If you ever want to see your beloved gender(s) again you must wire me $25000. And do it quick. I eated it.

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We were all supposed to be at the devil's sacrament but a bunch of people called out sick

A thing that always makes me laugh in kotlc is when they capture or talk to a neverseen member to try and get answers and the member is always like “oh I actually wasn’t involved in that because gisela never tells me anything” or “I wasn’t really there for that because i was somewhere else” like oh okay suddenly no one has to do anything at all with these crimes like 😭😭😭 they always capture the members who did the most tame thing or who don’t know shit.

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Most of the Neverseen are sitting in the middle of the soccer field picking dandelions. Gisela scores another goal and takes a winner's lap. Fintan is cursing from the sidelines and gets into a fight with the referee. Yada yada. Recruit #8 just inhaled a bee accidentally. Recruit #15 jabbed himself with the EpiPen instead of #8 because he put the wrong end down on #8s thigh. So it goes.

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To some, Gisela is a Mom I'd Like To Fuck. To others, she's a Mom I'd Like To Forget. ✨The duality of woman✨

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No clue how Sophie hasn't caught onto this, but Gisela has this wildly famous Tiktok account and she keeps posting all these insane fit checks and GRWMs and obviously no one thinks anything of it because the Council barely knows human tech and these gay teens online only care about commenting that she "slays" "eats and leaves no crumbs" or just calling her "mother" no?? She already has a kid that she's emotionally tormenting day and night leave her be she's busy

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In this world, nothing is certain except death and taxes. *Flamboyant hooded aide whispers in ear* And the Cuck Chair. Of course. How could I forget.

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Ever since I was a little [redacted] I knew I wanted to be clinically evil and debaucherous

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In honor of pride month the Neverseen would like to state that we are an equal opportunity employer and additionally much of our best torture has been done on our LGBTQ Adversaries. We staunchly oppose any attempts to discriminate against a victim by freeing them just because they are queer. Here at the Neverseen, our hate isn't driven by homophobia or transphobia, but who you are as a person.

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And I'd say it again. Keefe? Are you listening? I fucked your dad too. Happy pride bitchboy

gethen ondsinn the funniest character in the book cause why was the first thing you do after youve been captured is to turn to this 14 yr old and go "hey kid i fucked your mom" (said mom had just jumped off a cliff)

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I'm not secretly trying to stalk and kill you, you're just insane and dramatic. I'm actually doing it openly with pride. Now are you drinking the poisoned tea or not.

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Weaponizing nonconsensual unethical breakdancing to Take. You. Down.

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We will stop citizens from committing violent crime when the Neverseen is in power! This will be because we shall commit the violent crimes instead