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You know every show that the premise is like “people find out ghosts/monsters/demons are real and are charged with stopping them” appeal to me way more now as a post-graduate not because I believe in ghosts more or whatever but because can you IMAGINE just being handed a job that you don’t even need to apply for? Like just being told “basically there’s this bad thing and all you do is make sure it doesn’t do what it wants” that’s just customer service baby and I worked that for 6 goddamn years! Just TRY getting past “I have a job to offer you” before I can jump down your throat agreeing.
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When I get bored I make things that I’m ashamed of
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And I’m sorry for that
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Coconut: sippin’ Shirt: Open Africa: jammin’
Dicks: OUT🌴🌺
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me when i see a cat: CAT! cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
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I'd very much like to punch a feminist.
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.
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Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough
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Is this not everyone’s mood in the slasher fandom?
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brahms from the boy needs help making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and also his arms are just cloth
(prompted while @gayassflowers and i were watching the movie The Boy and wondered what it would sound like if brahms had porcelain hands and a porcelain torso, but cloth arms with no stuffing, so his hands just flop around when he runs)
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So my little brother thinks he’s famous now (thx for all the notes his ego is soaring) and we decided to make another one.
Enjoy.
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eh… this is very old one. suddenly decided to share :_)
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legend says…. there is only one possible way to escape myers’ grasp.
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So my little brother likes the mask just as much as I do.
Welcome to a normal night in.
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