getouisms

[getouisms]

. . . ABOUT

Hi my name is Illu, I'm 24, and this is my mixed media writing blog. This formally used to be etherealtsumu but I lost the steam/motivation to keep writing Haikyuu!! when I have so many other interests so I thought it'd be best to combine everything here instead! So I hope you enjoy the content. Also, there are things I can write for that I may not include in my normal posts so check the asks faq if you want to know exactly what I do/don't write for.

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[getouisms]

[ - 𝐅𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒

𝐂𝐇 𝟐𝟓.𝟐 - I Really Like You

𝐒𝐘𝐍𝐎𝐏𝐒𝐈𝐒: Y/n, a 22 year old successful model is tired of the tabloids shaming her about her dating status when she��s seen out with her friends. Unsure of what to do to stop the gossip, Oikawa suggests a fake boyfriend. Fortunately, Kenma knows the perfect person who’d go for an idea as stupid as that one.

𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 … 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 … 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭  

The door shutting behind you didn't ease the pooling guilt and sadness in your gut. Although, seeing the concern in Kuroo's face alleviated some of your negative feelings. His arms wrapping around your waist to draw into a hug allowed the feelings to melt into a secondary concern.

"What can I do to cheer you up? Dinner should be here soon," he reminds, mumbling against the shell of your ear.

A faint smile graces your lips, chin pressed against his shoulder.

"I already feel a little better, but you can choose a few funny movies and we can cuddle some?" you offer, head tipping back to look at him.

Kuroo's face held an expression of adoration you've seen on him a few times, but it made you happier to see it deliberately aimed at you. Catching it in its rawest moment, his fingers holding your chin

"I'll fire one up then," he mumbles before kissing your nose and retracting himself from the embrace.

He chose the hangover to start with, a movie he enjoyed. Both of you laughing, making jokes about the movie only to be interrupted by dinner. The dinner itself was nice, you both enjoyed your selection of sushi rolls. You found yourself curled into his side afterward, head tucked against his shoulder as you ramble on about a scene; fingers gripping your chin to turn your head and Kuroo presses a quick yet soft kiss to your lips.

"I've been wanting to do that since I got here," he mumbles.

Heat rushes to your cheeks, your body turning more to face him as your hand cradles his cheek against your palm.

"Kiss me again," you whisper, nose nudging over his.

He leans in again, pulling you closer as the kiss changed from the previous quick one to a slower, sensual kiss. There isn't a sense of urgency, it's as if Kuroo wanted to take his time with his kiss. Keeping the pace slow as your lips moved together in sync. His tongue gliding against your bottom lip, only entering when your lips part for accessibility.

It's a loss of time, the time spent kissing Kuroo. It felt like time froze yet blurred together at all once. You could only focus on the warmth of his hands as they dropped to your waist, pulling your body onto his lap. Your hands nestling comfortably on his shoulders, nose nudging over his. The movie fell mute in the background as your exhales clouded your mind. Kissing Kuroo felt like forever, an infinity you could get lost in, noses nudging against one another until one of you pulls back.

His lips are a cherry red, slightly swollen, your thumb brushing against his lower lip; watching a smile light his features. A yawn escapes your lips, turning your head as to not yawn in his face.

"Wanna lie down?" He whispers, and when you nod he turns off the TV.

"Carry me," you mumble, tugging his shirt as you stay put on his lap.

A faint chuckle left his lips and slid his hands under your thighs to lift you. Your chin rested on his shoulder as he carries you into the bedroom, lying you down on the bed and getting in beside you. Your head rests against his chest, his arm slung over your waist.

"I really like you," you whisper.

"I really like you too," he whispers in return, "I'm all yours."

"I'm only yours too," you pause, hiding your face as a blush cloaks your cheeks, "I can't wait to stop calling you my fake boyfriend and call you my real one."

You miss the thoughtful and happy expression in Kuroo's eyes.

𝐟𝐮𝐧 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐭: Kuroo accidentally ate too much wasabi at one point during dinner and made his eyes water

𝐚/𝐧: yall are so pressed over tsumu BUT in other news, coconut mall is great writing music 

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[getouisms]

[ - 𝐅𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒

𝐂𝐇 𝟐𝟓.𝟏 - The Guest

𝐒𝐘𝐍𝐎𝐏𝐒𝐈𝐒: Y/n, a 22 year old successful model is tired of the tabloids shaming her about her dating status when she’s seen out with her friends. Unsure of what to do to stop the gossip, Oikawa suggests a fake boyfriend. Fortunately, Kenma knows the perfect person who’d go for an idea as stupid as that one.

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒: Alcohol (a drunk person with hostility)

𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 … 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 … 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭  

“I’m so sorry, I really thought I could try this recipe out and have it succeed,” Kuroo apologizes sheepishly, scratching the back of his neck.

A light giggle leaves your mouth as you stare at the blackened oil burnt to the pan accompanied by charred garlic and half charred onions. It was an honest attempt to make a favorite dish of yours, but he had the pan set too high after an accidental misread of the recipe. In his defense, you look awfully cute peeking over his phone trying to get an idea of what he’s making while he’s hiding the screen from you. Waves of laughter filling the kitchen, a light bouncing in your eyes as you look at him, it’s easy to forget what heat the pan should have been on.

“It’s okay babe,” you hum, pulling your phone out to check the ETA of your sushi order, “it’ll be here soon it says,” you reply, clicking off the screen as Kuroo runs the cold water into the pan.

Your arms slip behind him as he grabs the sponge, trying to wash off the burnt ingredients from the pan. A smile is on his face as he leans into the embrace, mumbling beneath his breath.

“Good thing I didn’t prep all the ingredients,” Kuroo jokes, warmth filling his chest at the small laugh you emit against his shirt.

“Just let it soak, we can worry about that later,” you offer, kissing the back of his shoulder as he hums faintly.

“I’ll get as much as I can off before soaking it and you can go choose us a movie?” Kuroo mumbles, turning his head over his shoulder to peer at you, who nods and reluctantly pulls back away from him.

Shuffling into the living room, you turn on the TV as a knock on the door fills the apartment. Your eyebrows furrowed. The food couldn’t be here, you had just checked it. But, in the event it was, you walk over to the door; unlocking it to see Atsumu with red eyes and alcohol staining his clothes. Your eyes widened, watching his eyes well with water.

“I know I said I’d take space, but I miss ya so much,” Atsumu slurs, pulling you in for a hug.

Alcohol in his breath made your eyes sting as you hesitantly hug him back. You missed him, your heart hurt to see him at your doorstep drunk. He’s never been someone to drink, never been someone to spend his nights late at a bar.

You pull back, patting his chest, smiling faintly and warmly up at him.

“Let me call you a cab okay?”

“Everything okay?” Kuroo calls out, walking around to the living room with a towel drying off his hands.

The warm look in Atsumu’s eyes change as he shoves his way past you to get in. Panic nestling in your body as you follow behind quickly, grabbing Atsumu’s shoulder who didn’t look back at you as he spoke.

“Is this him?” He gestures with his hand at Kuroo, who slung the towel over his shoulder.

“Atsumu, please,” you plead softly, tugging gently at his shoulder.

He could never scare you. Atsumu would do nothing to put you in harm’s way, but you also never have seen him upset like this before.

“Yeah, I’m him, I’m Kuroo,” Kuroo replies in your stead, you cast a pleading gaze over at him to help you and he returns an assuring nod.

“Ya stole her from me, and to be honest, I’m not sure what she’s seeing in ya,” Atsumu taunts, making you step in front of him to block in front of him.

“‘Tsumu, stop please, you’re drunk, you’re not thinking straight. You don’t mean this,” you reason, tears welling in your eyes as the mean gaze is downcasted in your direction.

“No, actually, I mean this. What do you see in him you don’t see in me? He can’t be funnier than I am, I’m nicer to look at, I care about ya more than anyone, what is it, Y/n?” Atsumu spits.

A few tears slip down your cheeks before Kuroo steps in front of you. You see his jaw locked in anger, hand between the two men to keep Atsumu from approaching any closer.

“You’re upsetting her, stop. This situation has been very difficult for her, and you being mean to her to make her feel bad isn’t helping. Sit down, we’ll call you a cab, and you can talk to her in the morning once you’re sober,” Kuroo’s tone holds a serious graveness you’ve never heard before.

Atsumu rolls his eyes, and you hope to never see him drunk again. You’ve never seen Atsumu be hostile, and it hurts. It feels like something that’s your fault.

“I wasn’t talking to you, get out of my fucking face and shut up before I shut you up myself,” Atsumu threatens, trying to push past Kuroo to face you who wouldn’t budge.

“Atsumu please stop,” you plead shakily, but it gets ignored by Atsumu.

“Last time, sit down and we’ll call you a cab,” A warning slips past from Kuroo.

As your eyes are glued to the scene in front of you, it felt like Atsumu’s drunk movements were in slow motion as he lifted his fist to punch Kuroo in the face. Kuroo got a quick punch to his nose that made Atsumu stumble onto the floor, the blondes’ hands over his bloody nose. Your mouth agape as you watched Atsumu mumble incoherently as he leaned his head back against the wall, forgetting he was in the room with you both.

“He’ll be fine,” Kuroo whispers, turning around to wipe your tears that were streaming steadily.

You both turn to look over at Atsumu who leans against the wall, dozed off.

“I’m sorry, I’m so sorry I’m so sorry,” your voice comes out shakily, Kuroo’s hands gently cupping your cheeks.

“Why are you apologizing? None of this is your fault,” he whispers, kissing your forehead.

“I feel responsible for him and I’m so sorry that this is how you first met him,” you sniffle, leaning your forehead against his shoulder.

“You aren’t responsible for him. He’s drunk, he’s having a hard time, so he resorted to acting like a dick. It’s not excusable what he did, but I understand he’s not in his right mind and when we meet again, I’ll consider that the first meeting,” Kuroo’s voice lulls out comfortingly, hand rubbing your back gently, “I have all night to cheer you up, and we still have dinner on the way, but first why don’t we get the big guy home over here. Have anyone we can call?”

You smile faintly, nodding as you pull away to pull out your phone. The obvious call would be his brother, but you don’t have his phone number saved onto your phone, so you go into your favorites to dial Oikawa.

“Y/n! Hi!” His cheery voice greets, you can hear a movie playing in the background.

“I’m sorry to interrupt, um, but Atsumu came over drunk and I was hoping you could come over and I can call Tendou to help get him out of here?” you hate how shaky your voice sounds, but the comforting touch of Kuroo’s thumb against your cheek to wipe the stray tear made you feel better.

“Fuck, I’m so sorry Y/n, yeah, I’ll get him out of here. Don’t worry about calling Tendou, I’ll call and pick him up since he’s on the way,” Oikawa replies, and you thank him before hanging up.

Kuroo pulls you back in for a hug, hiding your face in his shoulder to avoid looking at the slumped sleeping figure of Atsumu against the wall. The only time he let you go was to move you to the couch, sitting you on his lap with his back facing him as he whispered comforting things, things to make you laugh.

He’s special, you think, someone who wanted to stay with you during your rough times. Even now, as one of your best friends nearly hit him, he’s the one comforting you and chuckling faintly at your concern over him being nearly hit.

A knock on the door sounded before it opened to the flurry of brown hair of Oikawa, looking at the slumped Atsumu in disappointment, Tendou following with anger cloaking his features.

“We got here as fast as we could,” Oikawa commented, nudging Atsumu with his foot, “gross he’s a mess. What happened?”

You went to speak but Kuroo mumbled, ‘relax I got it’ before recounting the events, Tendou rolling his eyes.

“Let’s get him out of here before he comes to and tries to start a problem again. You guys okay?” He asks, watching you both nod.

Oikawa shakes him awake, the room watching Atsumu blink awake blearily but only looking over at Oikawa. A pout taking shape on his lips.

“My nose hurts,” He whines, Tendou rolling his eyes once more.

“Good, I hope it’s broken,” Oikawa says through a bitter smile as Tendou helps lift him.

The two men sling Atsumu’s arms over their shoulders while Tendou’s voice calling the blonde a piece of shit echoes through the hall as you shut the door behind him.

𝐟𝐮𝐧 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐭: Every time Atsumu complained about his nose, Tendou would flick it to make it hurt more

𝐚/𝐧: Yall were asking me about atsumu/worried about angst but little did u know! share ur thoughts!

𝐭𝐚𝐠 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 [𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐃]: @tepescelsius @elianetsantana @honeymoneyy @oceanblooming @princeabomination @kagebunshiin @tadashi-simp @unicorngluttony @sunflowerirl @snowsmuse @sophieshortcake @tsukkisbean @iwaizooms @aegeanblues @angyboibakugo @manic-punker @miyayassy @kozumecuddles @starry-magicshop @agaashesmilktea  @amarillyis @ptv-hades @runningwitches @missalienqueen  @fo-love  @shiningstar-byulxx  @appleciderslut  @amberalisa   @vicassa  @crescenttooru  @boosyboo9206  @skylarkalchemist  @yeahhemmings-  @akaashikeijisthighs  @bellesowl  @yakus-yakult  @shut-your-eyes-kiss-me-goodbye  @heyyourecuteyeah  @fi16ns  @yuuuumiiin  @carpecaelo  @awkwardly-anxious-latte  @crybabbicus  @felix-issimus  @alluring-akaashi  @lavenderpisces @tsumurai @melonmayhere @ephemeralsunny @xo-lovelyreign-xo @kellesvt @iish @shrimpypenis @jeffsbarbershop @channiechanchan​

[getouisms]

[ - 𝐅𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒

𝐂𝐇 𝟐𝟒 - FBI Mode

𝐒𝐘𝐍𝐎𝐏𝐒𝐈𝐒: Y/n, a 22 year old successful model is tired of the tabloids shaming her about her dating status when she’s seen out with her friends. Unsure of what to do to stop the gossip, Oikawa suggests a fake boyfriend. Fortunately, Kenma knows the perfect person who’d go for an idea as stupid as that one.

𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 … 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 … 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭  

𝐟𝐮𝐧 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐭: Tendou grilled Kuroo for a total time of 25 minutes while everyone distracted Y/N with games, when oikawa told y/n what they were doing everyone got flicked on the forehead.

𝐚/𝐧: Hii!! Share your thoughts! Now for the art credits! First pic: sooyieng_ Second pic: akinayume13 or akinayumei3 (its hard to tell on the pic) Third pic: mato926

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[ - 𝐅𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒

𝐂𝐇 𝟐𝟑 - Picnic

𝐒𝐘𝐍𝐎𝐏𝐒𝐈𝐒: Y/n, a 22 year old successful model is tired of the tabloids shaming her about her dating status when she’s seen out with her friends. Unsure of what to do to stop the gossip, Oikawa suggests a fake boyfriend. Fortunately, Kenma knows the perfect person who’d go for an idea as stupid as that one.

𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 … 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 … 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭  

𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐀𝐅𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐍 𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍

It’s the first time for you to go on a picnic date. Seems almost too good to be true when Kuroo grinned at you excitedly upon seeing you with a picnic basket prepared with a blanket spilling from the sides of the closed top. A flushed smile on his face as you called him sappy, and you could’ve sworn you heard him say ‘sappy for you’ but he wouldn’t say it louder for you to hear it again.

Bento boxes that you prepared with his favorite sliced fruits. It’s astonishing how much he knew about you and the things you like. The bento box itself is all onigiri from Osamu’s place. Kenma was an amazing help with choosing Kuroo’s favorites. It was a prideful moment when your guesses of what he’d like were right. Small cakes that set aside got eaten, both of you sharing a spoon and taking turns feeding one another. Eventually, he smears a bit of whipped cream across the tip of your nose, making you laugh as you smear whipped cream on his cheek. His loud, contagious laughter is addicting. Everything about Kuroo is utterly addicting, and you’re stuck staring at him in awe.

“Want a picture? I think it’d last longer,” Kuroo teases, your cheeks heating as you smile bashfully.

Instead of replying, you move the bento boxes aside, ignoring his questioning gaze as you lie your head in his lap. Your hand grabbing his own to lift it into your hair, and without further instruction, his fingers comb through it mindlessly. His touch is gentle as if you’re the most precious thing in the entire world. His eyes on yours would move to study the features of your face, a faint smile on your face.

“I won’t forget how you look at me, so a picture isn’t necessary,” you reply, voice a whisper as he smiles now.

“Yeah yeah whatever,” he shrugs it off, making you giggle as you take his free hand.

“Did you enjoy the picnic?” you ask, playing with his fingers.

“Of course, the food was amazing,” he nudges you, as if you’re the chef behind the onigiri, making you smile shyly.

“I ordered it all. Kenma verified I got all your favorites and I’m proud to say that I did,” you quip, a grin on your lips.

Kuroo chuckled, leaning down to kiss your forehead with a faint relieved sigh as he sat back up.

“Being with you is so refreshing,” he mumbles absentmindedly, but the furrow in your eyebrow made it clear it was of importance to you.

“Refreshing compared to what?” you ask, watching him look at your hands.

“I always encourage your openness, so I think it’d be fair if I share. For once,” he jokes, you both share a chuckle before his face shifted into something serious, “I had an ex-girlfriend and in all honesty, I didn’t think she was too bad until we broke up. I didn’t realize the red flags that she didn’t like me, but the personality she built for me. When I didn’t fit the mold of it, we’d get into arguments. It became something I noticed more recently since all my friends pointed out how much they disliked her. It’s refreshing being around you because you like me for me,” Kuroo concludes, watching a sad expression shift on your face as he carried on.

“I do like you for you and I’m very glad I’m refreshing for you,” you mumble, moving your hand to cup your cheek as his hand rests against yours.

“I know you do, I also know that just because I shared it doesn’t mean you have to. I know you had a terrible relationship, but you can share that whenever you’re ready,” you smile faintly at his kindness and the sincerity in his words.

“Thank you… but I feel you should know. My ex-boyfriend and I met in the first year of high school but started dating the second year. I thought he was someone I was going to spend my life with, and when it came towards the end of my third year, a girl from another school came up to me in tears telling me that my boyfriend had been cheating on me. He had been cheating on me for five months with her, and once I broke up with him, the rumor got around the school and a bunch of other girls came forward showing he’s been cheating on me the entire time,” you take a little breath, his hand squeezing yours, “it gave me serious trust issues but I trust you,” you look at him with a smile.

Kuroo smiles despite himself and nudges his nose against yours as his forehead rested against yours. A nervous breath left your nose, making him smile faintly.

“I won’t break your trust,” he mumbles.

His lips brushed against yours and his eyes gazing into yours as if asking for permission and when your lips brushed back against his, his hands cupped the sides of your jaw. Lips meeting in a kiss, a sweet one. It started as a simple peck, leading Kuroo back into a second one that deepened. A smile rested on one another’s lips as they pulled away, his head tipping back but close enough to have your noses touching. He left a small kiss to the tip of your nose as he mumbled softly that you’re beautiful, pulling away once your cheeks flushed a soft shade of pink.

𝐟𝐮𝐧 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐭: osamu told atsumu he saw y/n that day.

𝐚/𝐧: Hello!!! Long time no see!! I hope you guys are pleased with this update and i’m super super glad to be back!!!!! i hope you all had a happy holiday season or good winter break! 

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𝐂𝐇 𝟐𝟏 - 45 Tik Toks

𝐒𝐘𝐍𝐎𝐏𝐒𝐈𝐒: Y/n, a 22 year old successful model is tired of the tabloids shaming her about her dating status when she’s seen out with her friends. Unsure of what to do to stop the gossip, Oikawa suggests a fake boyfriend. Fortunately, Kenma knows the perfect person who’d go for an idea as stupid as that one.

𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 … 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 … 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭  

𝐟𝐮𝐧 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐭: Oikawa threw a fit, so Y/n went back to watch all 45 tik toks. 

𝐚/𝐧: Hello!! Sorry for missing Friday! The schedule should be back to normal now that the holidays are over for now! I hope you guys enjoyed!

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𝐂𝐇 𝟐𝟎 - Warmth

𝐒𝐘𝐍𝐎𝐏𝐒𝐈𝐒: Y/n, a 22 year old successful model is tired of the tabloids shaming her about her dating status when she’s seen out with her friends. Unsure of what to do to stop the gossip, Oikawa suggests a fake boyfriend. Fortunately, Kenma knows the perfect person who’d go for an idea as stupid as that one.

𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 … 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 … 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭   

From the moment Kuroo saw your face, he could feel the bleak sadness drowning him upon stepping in your apartment. If the redness of your eyes, nose, puffiness of your cheeks didn't give it away, the wet stains on your sleeve would give away your tears you shed previously to Kuroo showing up. Concern is evident in his face, stepping to sit down beside you and watch you heave a sigh from your nostrils.

Kuroo hasn't been someone to offer the best comfort. He's always been someone to offer understanding and solutions, but maybe you aren't looking for someone to solve something. Maybe you're looking for someone to just listen, and with a nervous breath, he readies himself to be whatever you could need.

"I can tell you're not okay, so would you like to talk about it?" Kuroo eases in, watching a faint shrug lift your shoulders.

"I just need some company for right now," you whisper, voice a little raw from crying he assumes.  

"Movie?" Kuroo asks, already grabbing the remote and turning it on.

You nod, giving him the affirmation to put on a comedy. He stills when your temple leans against his shoulder, the touch is small, insignificant to others but to Kuroo it felt like his shoulder was on fire. Not in an uncomfortable way like he wanted to pull away but like a snuggly warmth. Watching a fire crackle beneath the fireplace on a cold winter’s day. Hot cocoa comfortably pressed against his palms, the smell of chocolate filling his nostrils with familiarity. He wished he felt brave enough to sling his arm over your shoulder, but he didn’t want to step on your boundaries when you’re upset.

“You’re the only person I wanted to see right now, so thank you for coming over,” your soft voice shakes him from his thoughts.

It’s the small push that has him lift his arm to let you lean into his side; hand resting snug against your waist.

“I’m glad you feel comfortable enough around me to let me in,” Kuroo replies, watching your body relax and lean into him.

He lets you pour your heart out about Atsumu. How it hurt you deeply to unknowingly hurt someone you care about. Your heart is so big, he notes. Normally, he’d address this as something that isn’t his problem. He didn’t know, he never would have known lest the other person said something, and the solution has been presented. He sounds very clinical now that he debates over it but it’s true. You on the other hand, have a heart twice as big than anyone else he’s ever seen. Your heart cares for everyone so deeply around you that unknowingly hurting someone so dear to you put you out of commission for a while. He admires your caring heart, and he’d hate to shatter it with his clinical view on things.

“I think you handled it well, and you didn’t know so don’t beat yourself up too much about it. Atsumu isn’t gone forever, he isn’t mad at you, and once he takes his space and comes back stronger than before, everything will be okay again,” Kuroo offers, his eyes noticing a faint smile finally grace your face.

“You’re right, I just wish I knew I was hurting him by talking about you,” you confess.

Kuroo is desperate to see your smile widen, so gently he squeezes your side with a faint chuckle.

“Talk about me often?” He jokes, watching you chuckle a little bit, head tipping back to meet his eye contact.

“Wouldn’t you like to know?” You snort, he shrugs with a smile on his lips.

“I don’t know, would be nice to hear some compliments,” He gestures as he speaks for you to go on, your laugh increasing in volume.

“Kenma tells me your ego is kind of big, you can do without a few compliments from me,” you reply, calming your laughter as Kuroo’s tone levels into a slightly serious one.

“Compliments from the girl I’m into couldn’t hurt,” he mumbles, your cheeks burning a soft pink.

“Fine. You’re funny, handsome, very charming, and sweet,” you mumble, eyes gazing back to the movie.

Kuroo’s fingers turn your chin, making you look back at him as he smiles widely down at you. You don’t miss the faint red glazing his cheekbones.

“You’re beautiful, funny, adorable, and your heart is so full of love and care. You didn’t mean to hurt him, you wouldn’t have ever known either. You didn’t hurt him maliciously, you wouldn’t have hurt him either had you known, don’t beat yourself up,” Kuroo’s voice is filled with reassurance, and when you nod he can see the weight lift off your shoulders.

You look at him for a few minutes, studying him almost and when your hand presses against his chest, your cheeks redden.

“Can we um… cuddle? Please?” You ask shyly, averting his gaze.

“Oh! Oh yeah!” Kuroo agrees with enthusiasm, lying down and guiding you to lay on his chest.

His hand resting on the small of your back, leaving a kiss to your forehead. He can tell you’re feeling better judging by the smile that hasn’t left your face.

“When’s our second date?” You ask, Kuroo looks down at you with his thumb holding your cheek.

“Whenever you want,” he replies fondly.

The both of you feel at home.

𝐟𝐮𝐧 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐭: Oikawa has sent Y/n 45 tik toks in the time Kuroo was over in attempts to cheer her up. She watched 2. 

𝐚/𝐧: Hello!! I hope everyone has had a good day and good rest of your week! Lemme know your thoughts! Sorry I broke many hearts over Atsumu.

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𝐂𝐇 𝟏𝟗 - The Thing About Miya Atsumu

𝐒𝐘𝐍𝐎𝐏𝐒𝐈𝐒: Y/n, a 22 year old successful model is tired of the tabloids shaming her about her dating status when she’s seen out with her friends. Unsure of what to do to stop the gossip, Oikawa suggests a fake boyfriend. Fortunately, Kenma knows the perfect person who’d go for an idea as stupid as that one.

𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 … 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 … 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭   

𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐒 𝐀𝐅𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐭 𝟑𝐩𝐦 . . . 

Atsumu looks like a shell of the man you know him to be. Dark rings beneath his eyes, the lack of sleep coloring the whites of his eyes to a bloodshot red. He tried to look put together with a fresh set of clothes that had wrinkles in the fabric, hair neatly styled, but that appearance couldn't disguise the obvious. He looked like a mess, and his eyes looked sorrowful to see you as you step aside to let him in; door shutting behind him.

"Want some tea?" You try offering, watching as he shakes his head and heaves out a sigh.

"I need to let this out right now so can we sit down?" Atsumu asks politely, you nod with hesitance, hands wringing at your sweater.  

He follows you after into the living room, taking a seat down in the living room. Atsumu sits next to you on the couch, a space in between the both of you. Usually he doesn't keep the space but its purposeful, he watched you sit down and took a seat on the other side of the couch.

"Let me start by saying I'm really glad yer getting out there and ya met this Kuroo guy," Atsumu starts, a faint smile on your face.

"Thanks," you whisper, catching the sad smile ghost across his lips.

"With that being said, I've been in love with ya for a while now," Atsumu's voice trails off into a mumble.

Shock glosses over your face, and he doesn't let you get a second to respond.

"I'm not expectin' much of anythin' in return honestly. I just needed you to know. I knew you kept me in the friendzone for a reason, that ya didn't see us ever going that way but in order for me to move on, I need ya to know. So you know when I take space from ya, ya know why," Atsumu's voice breaks towards the end.

Your eyes sting with water, it's an unexpected surprise. You never once had the thought that Atsumu had been in love with you. He's always been someone you cherish more than life itself, someone you'd always like to keep within arm's reach. A sunshine on a cloudy day, and this entire time you've been hurting him without knowing you were. Unintentionally, you were hurting someone so near and dear to you. A tear slips but you're quick to wipe it away as fast as it comes.

"I'm so sorry for hurting you," you whisper out, leaning into the thumb brushing against your cheek, "I didn't know you felt like that. I'll miss you when you take your space. I'll be here for as long as it takes," you breathe out a whisper, any louder your voice might break.

Atsumu chuckles out dryly, scooting over to wrap his arms around your waist. His fingers running gently along the slope of your back, leaving a faint kiss to the top of your forehead.

"Yeah. However long it takes," he whispers.

You hug for a few moments longer, until he decides to leave. You watch your phone light up fifteen minutes later, eyes watering at the screen before you to see 'smelly tsumu ❤️ ‘ has left pretty bitches' across the screen.

𝐟𝐮𝐧 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐭: Kenma thought Atsumu leaving the chat was a joke and called him a dramatic bitch, Oikawa had to correct him, Kenma said sorry but he do be dramatic.

𝐚/𝐧: Hi guys! Lemme know your thoughts! Thank you to everyone reading ):

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𝐂𝐇 𝟏𝟖 - Good Evening, Gents

𝐒𝐘𝐍𝐎𝐏𝐒𝐈𝐒: Y/n, a 22 year old successful model is tired of the tabloids shaming her about her dating status when she’s seen out with her friends. Unsure of what to do to stop the gossip, Oikawa suggests a fake boyfriend. Fortunately, Kenma knows the perfect person who’d go for an idea as stupid as that one.

𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 … 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 … 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭  

𝐟𝐮𝐧 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐭: Tendou radiates the energy of crispy FNAF cursed memes to y/n

𝐚/𝐧: Hi guys! Lemme know your thoughts! Thank you to everyone being patient and so kind about my busy week

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𝐂𝐇 𝟏𝟕 - Real Date

𝐒𝐘𝐍𝐎𝐏𝐒𝐈𝐒: Y/n, a 22 year old successful model is tired of the tabloids shaming her about her dating status when she’s seen out with her friends. Unsure of what to do to stop the gossip, Oikawa suggests a fake boyfriend. Fortunately, Kenma knows the perfect person who’d go for an idea as stupid as that one.

𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 … 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 … 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭  

Kuroo's palms are clammy, and he'll forever scold Akaashi for pointing out that flaw. Right now, he feels as if it's excused when he sees you in front of him. With a shy smile gracing your features, you look simple but still beautiful. He can tell you're nervous with how your teeth are lightly gnawing into your lower lip. Kuroo steps aside, gesturing you in with a wide wave of his arm. 

"M'lady," he greets, smiling at your giggle as you walk by while getting a whiff of your favorite perfume in the air. 

He shuts the door, locking it as part of natural habit, and turns to find you slowly wading into the living room. Your fingers gripping your top tightly with an impossible grip; knuckles nearly turning white from how hard you're gripping it. He knew you were nervous, but he didn't know you were this nervous. Nervous enough to even be hesitant before sitting down. 

Kuroo sits beside you, noticing you slightly relaxing upon him seating himself. He clears his throat, grabbing the remote to turn on the TV. 

"You okay?" He prods gently, noticing you sigh out with slight frustration. 

"A little nervous, I haven't been on a date since my high school boyfriend," your voice drops into a quieter tone. 

He (after wiping his hand on his jeans) reaches his hand over to yours, gently holding it in his own, and assures you with a warm smile. 

"It's okay. It's just me, your fake boyfriend," he jokes, relaxing upon your small laughter, "if this doesn't work out we can just be friends. There is zero pressure on this and you, enjoy yourself," he squeezes your hand. 

It seemed to have worked out as you relax, and Kuroo lets you choose a movie as he runs over to answer the door; collecting the sushi dinner. 

The date goes by smoothly, you almost lose track of time in between conversations, movie commentary, bites of sushi. Time slows when he brushes your hand over yours a few times too many for it to be a coincidence. Time slows when he finally laces your fingers together. It's different from the comforting hold he had on your hand earlier. It's different when he lets go of your hand to pull you into his side. Your arms fit snuggly around his waist, you appreciate the way he smells, and the warmth he radiates. 

It goes by too fast when you're done and you have to say goodbye. It's a slow walk to your Uber, waiting outside his apartment complex. Kuroo gently cups your cheek and presses a kiss to it, murmuring against the shell of your ear how it' real this time. Your cheeks are hot while you shyly return a kiss to his cheek, parting to get into your Uber. Smiling wider when a text from Kuroo lights up your screen asking when he could get a second date with you. 

𝐟𝐮𝐧 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐭: Kuroo indeed already has a second date in mind since he knew this one would go well.

𝐚/𝐧: Hii!! So, I’m going to make up the missing update for Monday next week. It’s really busy this week, and I am trying my best to push out content for you guys! I hope you enjoyed this one ):

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𝐂𝐇 𝟏𝟔 - Rom-Com

𝐒𝐘𝐍𝐎𝐏𝐒𝐈𝐒: Y/n, a 22 year old successful model is tired of the tabloids shaming her about her dating status when she’s seen out with her friends. Unsure of what to do to stop the gossip, Oikawa suggests a fake boyfriend. Fortunately, Kenma knows the perfect person who’d go for an idea as stupid as that one.

𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 … 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 … 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭 

𝐟𝐮𝐧 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐭: Oikawa chose to believe that y/n was agreeing that he’s the sexy best friend and letting him have the rom-com theory. He is, in fact, wrong.

𝐚/𝐧: My goodness hello, sorry about the missing Friday update. This week is going to be busy so updates may be later than normal! Share your thoughts as always!

𝐭𝐚𝐠 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 [𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐃]: @tepescelsius @elianetsantana @honeymoneyy @oceanblooming @princeabomination @kagebunshiin @tadashi-simp @unicorngluttony @tamaguchi​ @sunflowerirl​ @snowsmuse​ @cherrytiara​ @tsukkisbean​ @iwaizoom​ @aegeanblues​ @angyboibakugo​ @manic-punker​ @miyayassy​ @kozumecuddles​ @starry-magicshop​ @agaashesmilktea​ @amarillyis​ @saturnfarie​ @yamaita​ @ptv-hades @runningwitches @missalienqueen @fo-love @shiningstar-byulxx @appleciderslut @amberalisa  @satorisupremacy @vicassa @angrylittleriri @keigeru @boosyboo9206 @skylarkalchemist @yeahhemmings- @akaashikeijisthighs @bellesowl @yakus-yakult @shut-your-eyes-kiss-me-goodbye @heyyourecute @fi16ns @yuuuumiiin @carpecaelo @awkwardly-anxious-latte @crybabbicus @felix-issimus @alluring-akaashi @lavenderpisces

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𝐂𝐇 𝟏𝟓 - Detectivekawa 

𝐒𝐘𝐍𝐎𝐏𝐒𝐈𝐒: Y/n, a 22 year old successful model is tired of the tabloids shaming her about her dating status when she’s seen out with her friends. Unsure of what to do to stop the gossip, Oikawa suggests a fake boyfriend. Fortunately, Kenma knows the perfect person who’d go for an idea as stupid as that one.

𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 … 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 … 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭 

𝐃𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐋𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐇 𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄 . . . 

𝐟𝐮𝐧 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐭: Oikawa has y/n saved as y/n 🥺❤️️ to match. Kenma is saved as kenma with a 🥲🏃‍♀️👨‍💻. Tendou is saved as tendou with 👹👾🍫. Kenma’s profile pic is a monster can gun on a wall, and Tendou’s is a hand in a chocolate fountain.

𝐚/𝐧: Hello! Short but important chapter. Sorry it’s out so late! Share your thoughts!

𝐭𝐚𝐠 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 [𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐃]: @tepescelsius @elianetsantana @honeymoneyy @oceanblooming @princeabomination @kagebunshiin @tadashi-simp @unicorngluttony @tamaguchi​ @sunflowerirl​ @snowsmuse​ @cherrytiara​ @tsukkisbean​ @iwaizoom​ @aegeanblues​ @angyboibakugo​ @manic-punker​ @miyayassy​ @kozumecuddles​ @starry-magicshop​ @agaashesmilktea​ @amarillyis​ @saturnfarie​ @yamaita​ @ptv-hades @runningwitches @missalienqueen @fo-love @shiningstar-byulxx @appleciderslut @amberalisa  @satorisupremacy @vicassa @angrylittleriri @keigeru @boosyboo9206 @skylarkalchemist @yeahhemmings- @akaashikeijisthighs @bellesowl @yakus-yakult @shut-your-eyes-kiss-me-goodbye @heyyourecute @fi16ns @yuuuumiiin @carpecaelo @awkwardly-anxious-latte @crybabbicus @felix-issimus @alluring-akaashi @lavenderpisces

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𝐂𝐇 𝟏𝟒 - He’s Different

𝐒𝐘𝐍𝐎𝐏𝐒𝐈𝐒: Y/n, a 22 year old successful model is tired of the tabloids shaming her about her dating status when she’s seen out with her friends. Unsure of what to do to stop the gossip, Oikawa suggests a fake boyfriend. Fortunately, Kenma knows the perfect person who’d go for an idea as stupid as that one.

𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 … 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 … 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭 

𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐀𝐅𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐍 𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍

It’s decided that sandwiches would be great. Kuroo told you in vast detail about his dream, where he ate a sandwich parallel to one from Scooby-Doo that towered over him. Meat and pretty green leafy lettuce with tomatoes that rivaled the finest ones he’s seen in restaurants before, condiments lining the bread in perfect consistency. It’s all he could think about, the perfect sandwich, and who are you to tell him no?

You’re nervous, of course. You’re making him public instead of protecting his identity. It makes you feel better he’s also okay with being public, but you know what he’s signing himself up for while he doesn’t. You care about him, you like him, you’re hoping the spotlight that graced you as of late would be kinder to him.

Exiting the cab you saw Kuroo, watching you with a smile that made a breath still in your throat before smiling back. You check the time on your phone, noticing you’re just on time. He came early; the tables turned. It made a faint blush raise on your cheeks.

“You weren’t waiting too long were you?” You ask upon stepping on the sidewalk, watching him look past you briefly before meeting your eyes.

“No, I showed up about five minutes ago,” he steps a little closer, his hand lifting yours, “you have a few tails on you,” his voice drops an octave.

You aren’t sure if he’s putting on a show for your uninvited guests that carry an obvious camera slung around their necks, but the blush on your cheeks felt very real as it heated your face more.

“I know,” you mumble, his eyes not leaving yours as he idly messes with your fingers.

From this close, you can see the pink dusting his cheeks, and feel the slight tremble of his hand. You’d like to assume he’s nervous, but it could also be from espresso and no breakfast.

“Want me to kiss your cheek for your little friends? Make this a public thing?” He asks, and you can hear the nervousness lace his voice.

“Go ahead,” you whisper.

It’s tentative as he leans in and leaves a lingering kiss. You’re not sure where the sudden courage came from to lean up and kiss his cheek in return before he got the chance to pull back. Both of you exchanging small smiles as you kept his hand in his own to lead him inside. It didn’t feel awkward, but you needed to think about anything else than that faux cheek kiss.

“Is lowering the nets going okay?” You ask through a breath, following behind the host to a private booth you requested beforehand.

“Yeah, it’s alright, a bit of a pain if I’m honest. How’s yours?” Kuroo asks, sitting down across from you.

You were going to keep it at small talk, but you remember Oikawa’s words. Letting him in, relying on someone else. Proving you trust them, not keeping them at an arm’s distance. You like Kuroo, and it’s better now to test the waters than find out later like Tsuyama.

“It’s okay. Normal photoshoot, I’m just worried about Atsumu. He’s been off, and he told me it’s practice draining him, but he’s normally not like that,” your voice trails off, watching his thoughtful expression.

“I don’t know your friend, but if he’s not willing to talk about it I’m sure he will be soon, for now, give him the benefit of the doubt that it is just practice,” Kuroo assures, making you smile faintly as you fidget with the menu between your fingers.

“Thank you... enough about my friends now-“

“No, uh, I’m glad you told me. You can tell me about them anytime. Kenma told me we’re similar since we’re both private. So you telling me things makes me feel like I can tell you things,” Kuroo rushes out.

You can tell he blurted it out to make you feel better for sharing, and it did. Your ex-boyfriend Tsuyama didn’t do those things. He’d invalidate most of what you said, and hint to you to not bring things up anymore unless it’s happier things or involving him. Kuroo makes you feel heard, Kuroo cares, he’s different. A warmth settled in the pit of your stomach.

“I’d like to get to know you more as time goes on,” your voice is soft, holding his gaze.

“I can say the same for you,” he murmurs.

You both break the stare to look at the menu before your server comes.

𝐟𝐮𝐧 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐭: No one really takes Bokuto seriously on any tweet Y/n posts because they just assume he’s a really big fan, so people thought that Bokuto was calling Y/n his best friend. It’s a little cute. He is, in fact, in the fan club Kuroo mentioned.

𝐚/𝐧: Helloooo.. so.. thoughts!! I’m having a lot of fun writing this for you guys, next chapter is the halfway point so it is going by fast ): but i’m glad you’re all really liking it.

𝐭𝐚𝐠 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 [𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐃]: @tepescelsius @elianetsantana @honeymoneyy @oceanblooming @princeabomination @kagebunshiin @tadashi-simp @unicorngluttony @tamaguchi​ @sunflowerirl​ @snowsmuse​ @cherrytiara​ @tsukkisbean​ @iwaizoom​ @aegeanblues​ @angyboibakugo​ @manic-punker​ @miyayassy​ @kozumecuddles​ @starry-magicshop​ @agaashesmilktea​ @amarillyis​ @saturnfarie​ @yamaita​ @ptv-hades @runningwitches @missalienqueen @fo-love @shiningstar-byulxx @appleciderslut @amberalisa  @satorisupremacy @vicassa @angrylittleriri @keigeru @boosyboo9206 @skylarkalchemist @yeahhemmings- @akaashikeijisthighs @bellesowl @yakus-yakult @shut-your-eyes-kiss-me-goodbye @heyyourecute @fi16ns @yuuuumiiin @carpecaelo @awkwardly-anxious-latte @crybabbicus @felix-issimus @alluring-akaashi @lavenderpisces

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𝐂𝐇 𝟏𝟑 - Lunch at 1?

𝐒𝐘𝐍𝐎𝐏𝐒𝐈𝐒: Y/n, a 22 year old successful model is tired of the tabloids shaming her about her dating status when she’s seen out with her friends. Unsure of what to do to stop the gossip, Oikawa suggests a fake boyfriend. Fortunately, Kenma knows the perfect person who’d go for an idea as stupid as that one.

𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 … 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 … 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭

𝐟𝐮𝐧 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐭: Kuroo kind of already had a deli in mind he wanted to go to since he had a dream about having a sandwich from there.

𝐚/𝐧: Hi guys x2! As promised, a double update. Also we’re on act 2 now!!! I can’t believe.. this feels like it’s moving so fast but i’m excited!! Share your thoughts! Also half of you were ready to smooch Kuroo and then the other half was so stressed over Atsumu im diofjkd 

𝐭𝐚𝐠 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 [𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐃]: @tepescelsius @elianetsantana @honeymoneyy @oceanblooming @princeabomination @kagebunshiin @tadashi-simp @unicorngluttony @tamaguchi​ @sunflowerirl​ @snowsmuse​ @cherrytiara​ @tsukkisbean​ @iwaizoom​ @aegeanblues​ @angyboibakugo​ @manic-punker​ @miyayassy​ @kozumecuddles​ @starry-magicshop​ @agaashesmilktea​ @amarillyis​ @saturnfarie​ @yamaita​ @ptv-hades @runningwitches @missalienqueen @fo-love @shiningstar-byulxx @appleciderslut @amberalisa  @satorisupremacy @vicassa @angrylittleriri @keigeru @boosyboo9206 @skylarkalchemist @yeahhemmings- @akaashikeijisthighs @bellesowl @yakus-yakult @shut-your-eyes-kiss-me-goodbye @heyyourecute @fi16ns @yuuuumiiin @carpecaelo @awkwardly-anxious-latte @crybabbicus @felix-issimus @alluring-akaashi @lavenderpisces

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𝐂𝐇 𝟏𝟐 - Y/n Romance Arc

𝐒𝐘𝐍𝐎𝐏𝐒𝐈𝐒: Y/n, a 22 year old successful model is tired of the tabloids shaming her about her dating status when she’s seen out with her friends. Unsure of what to do to stop the gossip, Oikawa suggests a fake boyfriend. Fortunately, Kenma knows the perfect person who’d go for an idea as stupid as that one.

𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 … 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 … 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭

𝐟𝐮𝐧 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐭: Atsumu almost flushed his shoe down the toilet by playing hide and seek with Hinata and Bokuto in the bathrooms. He climbed on the toilet, his foot accidentally slipped and fell in and the front part of his sneaker got stuck in the hole. He pulled out his foot, but the sneaker wouldn’t come out, and Bokuto thought flushing it would help it rise. It did not. 

𝐚/𝐧: Hi guys!!! I am back and we have a double update today to make up for my two day break to regather myself mentally. Thank you for the support! Share your thoughts!

𝐭𝐚𝐠 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 [𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐃]: @tepescelsius​ @elianetsantana​ @honeymoneyy​ @oceanblooming​ @princeabomination​ @kagebunshiin​ @tadashi-simp​ @unicorngluttony​ @tamaguchi​ @sunflowerirl​ @snowsmuse​ @cherrytiara​ @tsukkisbean​ @iwaizoom​ @aegeanblues​ @angyboibakugo​ @manic-punker​ @miyayassy​ @kozumecuddles​ @starry-magicshop​ @agaashesmilktea​ @amarillyis​ @saturnfarie​ @yamaita​ @ptv-hades​ @runningwitches​ @missalienqueen​ @fo-love​ @shiningstar-byulxx​ @appleciderslut​ @amberalisa​  @satorisupremacy​ @vicassa​ @angrylittleriri​ @keigeru​ @boosyboo9206​ @skylarkalchemist​ @yeahhemmings-​ @akaashikeijisthighs​ @bellesowl​ @yakus-yakult​ @shut-your-eyes-kiss-me-goodbye​ @heyyourecute​ @fi16ns​ @yuuuumiiin​ @carpecaelo​ @awkwardly-anxious-latte​ @crybabbicus​ @felix-issimus​ @alluring-akaashi​ @lavenderpisces​ 

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𝐂𝐇 𝟏𝟏 - Googly Eyes

𝐒𝐘𝐍𝐎𝐏𝐒𝐈𝐒: Y/n, a 22 year old successful model is tired of the tabloids shaming her about her dating status when she’s seen out with her friends. Unsure of what to do to stop the gossip, Oikawa suggests a fake boyfriend. Fortunately, Kenma knows the perfect person who’d go for an idea as stupid as that one.

𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 … 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 … 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭 

𝐟𝐮𝐧 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐭: Tsukkipoo does in fact care about Kuroo’s happiness, and is very looking forward to making sure Y/n is up to his standards. 

𝐚/𝐧: Hi guys, I know things are tough with the election and everything (I’m personally avoiding talking about it since it gives me major anxiety) so I hope this chapter cheered you guys up a little. As always, I love hearing your thoughts! 

𝐭𝐚𝐠 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 [𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐃]: @tepescelsius​ @elianetsantana​ @honeymoneyy​ @a-wannabeweeb @oceanblooming​ @princeabomination​ @kagebunshiin​ @tadashi-simp​ @unicorngluttony​ @tamaguchi​ @sunflowerirl​ @snowsmuse​ @cherrytiara​ @tsukkisbean​ @iwaizoom​ @aegeanblues​ @angyboibakugo​ @manic-punker​ @miyayassy​ @kozumecuddles​ @starry-magicshop​ @agaashesmilktea​ @amarillyis​ @saturnfarie​ @yamaita​ @ptv-hades​ @runningwitches​ @missalienqueen​ @fo-love​ @shiningstar-byulxx​ @appleciderslut​ @amberalisa​ @melonmayhere @satorisupremacy​ @vicassa​ @angrylittleriri​ @rintobio @boosyboo9206​ @skylarkalchemist​ @yeahhemmings-​ @akaashikeijisthighs​ @bellesowl​ @yakus-yakult​ @shut-your-eyes-kiss-me-goodbye​ @heyyourecute​ @fi16ns​ @yuuuumiiin​ @carpecaelo​ @awkwardly-anxious-latte​ @crybabbicus​ @felix-issimus​ 

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𝐂𝐇 𝟏𝟎 - It Went Well

𝐒𝐘𝐍𝐎𝐏𝐒𝐈𝐒: Y/n, a 22 year old successful model is tired of the tabloids shaming her about her dating status when she’s seen out with her friends. Unsure of what to do to stop the gossip, Oikawa suggests a fake boyfriend. Fortunately, Kenma knows the perfect person who’d go for an idea as stupid as that one.

𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 … 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 … 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭

𝐟𝐮𝐧 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐭: Tendou’s favorite chocolate is milk chocolate, kenma joins in with that but has a soft spot for mint chocolate. 

𝐚/𝐧: The next chapter will still be on the same day just later on in the day! But I have a surprise for you guys so stay tuned for that. For now, let me know your thoughts!

𝐭𝐚𝐠 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 [𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐃]: @tepescelsius​ @elianetsantana​ @honeymoneyy​ @a-wannabeweeb​ @oceanblooming​ @princeabomination​ @kagebunshiin​ @tadashi-simp​ @unicorngluttony​ @tamaguchi​ @sunflowerirl​ @snowsmuse​ @cherrytiara​ @tsukkisbean​ @iwaizoom​ @aegeanblues​ @angyboibakugo​ @manic-punker​ @miyayassy​ @kozumecuddles​ @starry-magicshop​ @agaashesmilktea​ @amarillyis​ @saturnfarie​ @yamaita​ @ptv-hades​ @runningwitches​ @missalienqueen​ @fo-love​ @shiningstar-byulxx​ @appleciderslut​ @amberalisa​ @melonmayhere @satorisupremacy​ @vicassa​ @angrylittleriri​ @rintobio​ @boosyboo9206​ @skylarkalchemist​ @yeahhemmings-​ @akaashikeijisthighs​ @bellesowl​ @yakus-yakult​ @shut-your-eyes-kiss-me-goodbye​ @heyyourecute​ @fi16ns​ @yuuuumiiin​ @carpecaelo​ @awkwardly-anxious-latte​ @crybabbicus​ @felix-issimus​ 

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