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Whenever I make fun of deer skull old god blood pomegranate cannibal flesh teeth, it's vitally important that you know that I'm saying you can't write whatever you want. You have to write what I want and the only thing I want is gnome-centric sims 4 erotica
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I love that I share my house with one of the most efficient apex predators millions of years of evolution could produce. I love that two of nature’s most prolific machines met and were like “hmmm. We should lay around and do nothing together”. Now we’re both fat and happy and full of meat. The hedonism of it all
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You're obsessed with the rotting bloated corpse. It's like your Jungkook. Embarassing!
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girl who has contamination OCD and has to clear the bhaal temple tonight
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cats can activate keyboard shortcuts you cannot even concieve of
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Reliquary of the martyr of the Thebean Legion, 17th century.
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"30 years old isn't old man" what privilege do you live in where your life expectancy is far past 30 years
This post blindsided me so bad I spent a full minute staring at it in shock
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tumblr is ground zero for something i like to call soft mens right’s activism (or uwu mra) and it makes me want to tear my hair out
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not to be an american but like. air conditioning is the greatest invention of all time.
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The FDA has approved a twice yearly injection to prevent HIV!!
Let's hear it for some GOOD news!!
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Daily schedule:
Wake up on the problematic side of the bed
Eat a harmful breakfast
Log onto tumblr and reblog posts from abusive mutuals
Attend narcissistic classes
Watch an irredeemable movie
Listen to offensive music
Eat a cancelled dinner
Go to sleep derogatorily
Have dreams that will have aged poorly by the time I wake up
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probably the best advice I've ever got was from my grandpa when I moved from my town and started a university, he told me to leave the house everytime when I start to feel down, just to go to the park, a supermarket, a bookstore, to even drive in a bus or tram, just be around other people because staying at home all the time kills you; and you know he was right
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From the tiktok ban. This was so embarassing for our entire species
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Combing Her Hair, Greece, by Pavlos Samios. 1948
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