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"i asked chatgpt" well i calculated the number of the beast. it is napoleon. six hundred three score and six. and i will kill him one day. he's no great man, none of us are great men, we're caught in the waves of history. nothing matters; everything matters, it's all the same. Oh, if only I could not see it, that dreadful, terrible, it.
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Iâm starting to think some of yâall havenât actually felt the rain on your skin⌠which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you
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a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object
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you may be losing the idgaf war but they wouldn't even let me enlist. on account of my poet's temperament.
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*Katniss and Peeta enters Haymitch's home carrying a big cake*
In unison: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAAYMI......"
*Discovers Effie and Haymitch making out on couch
Peeta: "I think I actually prefered when I was reaped".
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I genuinely think there was no greater insight into the modern Christian mindset than when the Pope said he very much hoped Hell was empty and he was absolutely hounded by both Catholics and Protestants outraged at the idea of a man who wanted a place of infinite suffering to have nobody in it.
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No offense, but time cast a spell on you, but you won't forget me. I know I could've loved you, but you would not let me. I'll follow you down 'til the sound of my voice will haunt you. Give me just a chance, you'll never get away from the sound of the woman that loves you.
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hot take, but Effie never had a real chance to leave Twelve. Her being picked as District Twelveâs Escort and never managing to move up for a better District was rigged by Plutarch, in name of the Revolution and the prospect of her moving up was never real
Stay with me. When Plutarch told Haymitch about Effie assuming Drusillaâs position during his Victory tour, he said it as if her employment had been more of an agreement between him and the Gamemakers than a decision sheâd the chance to make by herself
âAnyway, I pitched Effie last-minute and they jumped on the idea. Especially since she brought the depraved uncleâs wardrobe with her.â
He could have said that âshe had applied for the jobâ or that âthe position was offered to herâ. Instead he said that âHE pitched herâ. Subtly implying that sheâd no saying on the matter. Heâd choosen her by hand and thrown her inside of this messâŚ.and why?
Well, Haymitchâs was a essencial factor for whatever revolution they intended to achieve in the future. Although he failed miserably in his own attempt of breaking the Games, the constant fire he carried on his heart and the strategical habiliteis he still had would be needed if they truly planned in ever succed to overthrow the government. And Plutarch knew that they wouldnât do it if Haymitch managed to kill himself during his mentor years (or drown his brain in enough alcohol to result in irreversible damage or clinical insanity)âŚPlutarch needed someone to keep him in line. To keep him grounded and alive. To watch out for his drinking and force him to never forget about the humanity he carried inside of himselfâŚPlutarch needed someone kind and stubborn to keep constantly reminding him about who he truly was and why he should keep fighting âin her eyes, for their tributes. In Plutarchâs? for their little revolution
Effie Trinket was the last person whoâd known him when he was still full of humanity and love. She was the gentle soul who first provided him the kind of understanding Plutarch knew would be needed to keep his revolutionary spirit intact. She wasnât fully brainwashed and wouldnât interfere if Haymitch ever did something suspicious and she was loyal enough to be quiet if she ever noticed somethingâŚEffie was not a rebel, but Plutarch used her as the perfect tool to keep his fallen Jabberjay from stp singing his tune.
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itâll be fine I just have to be a shaking terrified animal about it
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I think in theory Effie deserves better but my personal head canon is that Haymitch and Effie kind of gravitate around and towards each other over the 25 years. Sexually, romantically, emotionally.
Some years sheâs in a relationship (my Effie is bi) and other years something reminds him too much of Lenore and heâs too guilty to go to her, but when heâs just the right level of drunk and sheâs unattached and they both experience the horrors they find comfort in each other.
They know each other intimately and deeply and horrifically but if it was ever real outside of the apartments of the Capital it would be something that could be lost so they donât acknowledge it in the cold light of day.
They love each other and in fact at different times they are in love with the other (depressingly it doesnât overlap) but itâs just something that they never can pursue in reality. He thinks heâs betraying Lenore Dove by loving anyone else and not stoping the reaping.
But after the epilogue, after he fulfilled his promise to Lenore Dove, I like to imagine that Effie comes to 12 to meet the first toast baby and there in the warm summer sun, when Haymitch thinks his time is coming near, itâs actually his final rebirth.
He and Effie finally allow themselves to be together at like age 60 and spend their twilight years essentially in quiet comfort together.
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Most insane pipeline known to man:
Help your younger sister pass her university assignment -> Accidently end up as a part of the rebellion to overthrow the tyrannical president
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Thinking about how Serena Campbell so stereotypically fell in love with her best friend and was immediately like âyep, sheâs the one.â And then proceeded to MARRY her and now theyâre wives.
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My boyfriend and I are watching Ratatouille and he made a comment about the complexity of the sewers at the beginning.
So I, a nerd, go "oh boy do I have a book for you!"
Amd he goes "oh? What book goes that in depth about the Parisienne sewers system?"
And my friends, he was shocked at my answer.
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