gettingintoknives

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“The bird in Charlie’s Angels is, I believe, the wrongest bird in the history of cinema — and one of the weirdest and most inexplicable flubs in any movie I can remember. It is elaborately, even ornately wrong.” (I was slack-jawed by the end of this.)

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they accepted my offer but they want me to call to schedule a pickup time grrr how bad do i want this

lowballing someone on fb marketplace and they’re like oh this is my grandmas i’m selling this for her. ok? ask her if she’ll take my offer ❤️

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lowballing someone on fb marketplace and they’re like oh this is my grandmas i’m selling this for her. ok? ask her if she’ll take my offer ❤️

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paintings by John kacere

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Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

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mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

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Shawn Huckins - Winter Sky with Pink Satin Fabric, 2025 - Oil and acrylic on canvas

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*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?

me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper

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When the corporate customer service quiz has this as a question:

And you have to decide if you want to pass the course or be true to your heart.