SLC, Utah. He/him. Bi. Electrical Engineering PhD student
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At this point we really do need to just walk out naked and start butt fucking and fisting and whatever else in the streets all of us
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we need to give this tweet more credit for im pretty sure coining "die mad about it"
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Just got jumped by gay bullies and they made me give them my brunch money
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We also gotta fix the internet too though. Looking specific things up is nearly impossible without the use of AI. Part is the feedback loop of the slop, part of it is the shift from Natural Language Processing in search engines to just picking out keywords and returning the most “popular” results.

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Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)
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One day I woke up and everybody knew what a labubu was
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the cops at the LAPD training center were handling unexploded ordinances when the explosion occurred and killed 3 of them. it was the SEB. they’re reporting on this like this is suspicious criminal act or a potential terrorist attack or brave line of duty fatalities when in all likelihood it was an act of gross incompetence. lol.
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