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it's kind of sad that we don't really do custom ringtones anymore. most people just stick with the default list that comes with your phone, if they change it at all. if they're even aware they can change it at all. like yeah, people letting their phones ring in public is obnoxious, but wouldn't it be a little less obnoxious if it was something funny? or personal? people used to change the text tone of every contact so every time they got a text they knew who it was just from the sound. isn't that sweet? isn't that nice? don't you miss it? don't you want to scream when you hear that stupid apple pa-Ting!??? we could have a chorus of awoogas and clips of people's favorite songs and recordings saying '(blank) IS CALLING, WARNING, (blank) IS CALLING' and all things considered i would prefer that over pa-Ting!, pa-Ting!, pa-Ting!, whistle whistle, pa-Ting!

anyway im going to change my ringtone to the oldschool skype call sound and nobody will ever hear it because my phone is always on silent but i'll know. i'll know

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in love with this image i found on facebook

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this is michael

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when you're talking about the character and the person who likes the character starts typing for a long time

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Fuck personality tests. Who comes to your mind when I say “Michael”

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whirligig beetles

©Cyprus Wildlife Tours

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i do love that you can name pets pretty much anything. with children you have to be reasonable but with pets you can just do anything. you can name your tortoise panopticon

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Old people names for pets are underrated. “I have to go home. It is time for Mildred’s medication.” “Is that a 90 year old woman you’re caring for?” “No, she’s my betta fish.”

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The more polycules and worker unions there are in a society, the more stable and functional it becomes. Therefore, I propose we seek to create the workers' polycule union to ensure endless prosperity and happiness for all mankind forever

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the thing about having a job is i just don’t want to do it. Sorry

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love when theres a character whose entire existence is spoiler tagged by default. go behind the curtain boy

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i love when he baby

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Summary: Jin Zixuan: Need I remind you that this group is for orchestra purposes and not for you to have a spat in? Nie Huaisang: Technically it IS orchestra purposes. If Jiang Cheng murders Wei Wuxian we have to find a new flute

Author: @queenofsovngarde

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watching twin peaks for the first time and kyle maclachlan is just sooooo cute he looks like a porcelain wedding cake topper who wished to be a real man

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Run your own race