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sakuya, trying to adjust the cap's band:

jaehee: the hat's a bit too small huh

sakuya:

sakuya: respectfully, shut the hell up

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jeno: i just realized that whenever i ask something, you always answer haechan with no hesitation

renjun: no i don't

jeno:

jeno: who ate the last ice-

renjun: haechan

renjun:

renjun: ohhh, i see what you mean

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Yuta: you can always trust me

Yuta: remember who pulled you out the river?

Doyoung: remember who pushed me in??

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damn doyoung, even i wouldnt wish constipation on my enemies

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top 10 anime betrayals

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yangyang: why are you guys home early

kun, visibly tired: we got kicked out of the reunion party

at said reunion party:

ten: you're already a dad????

ten: you guys just married, i thought you said you were going to travel first

ten: but i mean, you did say baby steps

ten: didn't think you'd skip the steps and go straight to baby, damn

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rating the dreamies trying to write on a paper without a table

mark lee

8/10

kinda basic but probably is the most comfortable position

legs crossed like a damn photoshoot

huang renjun

8.5/10

the position makes sense but i'm sure he can't see shit so he has to bend his back to write

minus points only bc the way he looks at haechan reminds me how single i am

park jisung

9/10

my poor little meow meow

look at him curled on the floor in his own world

na jaemin

9.5/10

serving an ass and 1/2.

lee haechan

11/10

looks like a teenage girl writing on her diary about her crush picking up the pencil she totally did not drop on purpose

leg lift gets an extra point

zhong chenle

3/10

is he trying to write or is he on his 100th push-up?

for each word he writes, he planks on one hand, except he only uses his right hand so it's tiring, unbalanced, AND inefficient

lee jeno

4.5/10

for someone with a (pre-lasik) weak eyesight, the eye-to-paper distance is too ambitious

i imagine trynna get up from this position then hearing clicks and cracks from god knows where

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na "wherever i go, even in the bathroom, there's an nct member" jaemin

lee "in smtown, i greet people randomly on stage and realize it's an nct member when i look up" jeno

kim "it's you again???" jungwoo

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so sakuya gave sion a bday gift, you would never guess what's inside

surprise surprise

boxing gloves

he said sion should use it whenever he's stressed....

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a story in four pictures

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lmaoo ryo sent a bbl msg thru yushi's

yushi: yn i want a chweezeburger (*written cutely)

yushi: that was ryo

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dawg my child is eating candy off the floor

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now what did i just watch

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why he looking at us like we're the ones putting stuff on the cart

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they're still going-

half of the wishies are on instagram posting boyfriend shots on insta and the other half are posting brainrot memes on twitter, happy april fools!

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let's all welcome the wishies! they are cupids who literally fell from the sky, trying to make people fall in love with each other (and failing bc they have a really, really bad aim), but now they're currently students and one of them poked himself with a pen while playing with it (again, cupids with such bad aim) then bc of it he fell in love with a ghost (who turned into a star). so far they've tried running a bakery, a ramen shop, and a toy repair shop, and now theyre trying their hands at corporate

okay so far,

the dreamies are hippy aliens who advocate for peace, who also tried to run a cafe on their free time (we all know how that went down) and bc the cafe closed down, they then tried to start a restaurant with hot sauce as their staple ingredient but given their track record i think we all have a rough idea how that turned out

the 127s are fratboys who went to highschool together, currently attending Neo Culture Institute of Technology as computer science and engineering students, tried to work at an office twice or thrice (we also know how that went down) and are also secret agents (edit: canonically hackers, apparently) when they feel like it (edit: at night, literally)

the visions are rich kids who hang out together, they own an airline bc they seem to enjoy dancing in one particular airport, one of them can actually fly a plane who's also a good cook and makes music and stuff, one of them is a chef with cuisines dedicated for broke college students, but most of all they work for the big bosses: bella, louis, leon and their little fishes

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nvm they're doing both 😭

half of the wishies are on instagram posting boyfriend shots on insta and the other half are posting brainrot memes on twitter, happy april fools!