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That’s it im sick of this shit
*Mr krabs walking sound effect*
*door slam*
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rich ppl are like so easily convinced abt ghosts I remember growing up it was near this vacant lot and whenever I broke a toy instead of going to face the wrath of my mother I would fucking bury it in that lot and then sure enough, some dude tried to develop the land and found a ton of buried rotten dolls and shit and told everyone it was haunted
it’s been over a decade and that lot is still vacant
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Please remember
Opossums are not rodents! They’re not even closely related to them. They are marsupials.

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At work we have this mannequin, right? His name is Manny, and he is a pretty chill dude when you pass him in the hallway.
BUT
The second you look at him on the security cameras, he becomes the most terrifying creature in existence.

There is barely any activity to monitor in this corner of the hallway, none of the booths are even in the frame (except for 12), so why do we bother with this camera?

To watch Manny.
To make sure he stays contained.
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Our cat had all four roommates feeding him each day because he acted like he was starving and we didn’t know that the other roommate already fed him. This was our solution, hopefully he will slim down a bit.
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