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Is that a hard penis in your pants or is it something different than that? Also: do you hate me?
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I’ve been thoroughly enjoying MGSV so have some silly little study drawings
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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.
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Anyone else play with those paper doll fashion activity books? I used to love making my own clothes : )
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imagine if there were aliens on the moon and we could just see each others civilizations and buildings and lights and we both knew the other one was right there for ages and ages and all of our civilization for millenia is wrapped around this question of What If We Could Visit Them and then at some point, probably sooner than 1969, we finally make it up there and theyre all fans of Alien Mr Beast. would that be fucked up or what
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teenage girls in fiction: hes so cute i wanna slow dance with him at prom :3 hehe
real teenage girls: imagine if he got injured and i had to tend to his wounds and i could watch him seize up a bit as i disinfect them and in the haze of fever he sees me as an angel
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suspecting i have wavy hair but i have zero products for it so i just hoped for the best styling it after showering today hopefully it turns out not awful
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Life, death, life again, sky, ground, sky Day, night, day again, rise, fall, rise
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theres bikes around the city you can rent but you have to use an app that needs your drivers license. theres buses that drive right to your destination, but if you dont have change you need the app. you can wash your car here if you sign into the app. you can go to the bathroom here you just have to unlock it with the app that needs your location on. you can order at this restaurant if you scan the code and download the app. im losing my freaking mind
#bonus points for our province’s bus app stealing peoples money for no reason at launch#idk why my city cant have the card tap points like the big city does#you had to install the scanners onto every bus anyways may as well do the thing that works more consistently!
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risk it all
no one asked but
- my COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN. you can send me a dm for more info
- you can buy prints on my inprnt (https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/teller-of-tragedies/)
- you can also find me on tiktok (https://www.tiktok.com/@teller.of.tragedies) and instagram (https://www.instagram.com/teller.of.tragedies/)
have a nice day :)
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Here it is, this years bracket!!!
These are the top 32 fandoms with the most submissions (each of these got 10 or more)
FAQ:
yes it is seeded, based on the numbebr of submissions
each round lasts a week, and the first will be posted in a few days
I select the images for the poll by googling the fandom, and using the first image that comes up on google images so PLEASE dont come complaining about the image not accurately representing the fandom, unless the image is completely unrelated to the fandom (e.g. image of a witch instead of the witcher) i dont care
at the end of each round I will post the funny propaganda people added to their submission + the number of submissions it got
I do not reblog/post propaganda while the poll is ongoing so those asks will be deleted
vote based on tumblr in the last year (but i cant stop anyone from voting a different way)
from now on, asks will be tagged as #fandom poll ask, and each round will be tagged as #2025 fandoms 1, #2025 fandoms 2 etc
Feel free to send an ask with any other questions, this post will be pinned and act as the FAQ so will be updated as this goes on
Also if you are involved in one of these, please send an ask telling me if the fandom goes by any other name so I can tag properly!
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rbvn doodles in May...🖍️
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biggest L i've had to take from morning people is that the hours between 5 - 9 am really do have 7x as much time in them than the ones between 9 pm - 1 am and you can get your whole day's worth of shit done by noon
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