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I just remembered one time in like sixth or seventh grade (we had the same teachers and class both years so hard to remember which) somehow we got into a debate of “who is better, boys or girls?” and instead of stepping in to stop it our teacher formalized it and egged us on by providing thoughtful prompts and counters to each side and by the end each group had built a barricade of desks on either side of the classroom and we were throwing balls of paper at each other and screaming about personal hygiene while our teacher just watched and enjoyed a Baby Ruth candy bar.

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Ending is sad: ouch

Ending is happy: nice

Ending is bittersweet: I'm going to think about this every day for the rest of my life

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Young bull elephant politely stepping over a walkway at a nature preserve 

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engineer 1: we need a name for the front of the plane where the pilots sit

engineer 2: dick hole

engineer 1: hmm…almost

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love when creatures sniff your hand and are like. ah understood

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and not a single good one let's go boys mediocre nation!

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this windows 95 era software we use at work has a rotating 3d skull gif if the person who owned the account died

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Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

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“This site unusable when you dont care about the new joke” that’s great honestly. I like when people here suffer over inane stuff, it’s funnier than the original joke, let’s keep it going

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"I had to count the fingers on your art post" would be an amazing insult tbh

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At this rate it's only a matter of time before Tumblr just hardcodes "vanilla extract" to be the last option on every poll

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if the pornbot bios were like "i'm a middle-aged man with clinical melancholy 👅 my dick doesn't work 🎨 top 98% on OnlyFans 💚" they would clean up. classic case of not knowing your audience

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The new Netflix anti-password sharing policies are a hilarious reminder that execs at Netflix don’t remember piracy exists.

The big shift from piracy towards not streaming services, but one streaming service – Netflix – and then other equivalents, stemmed from convenience; prices were reasonable, one could share an account with a group of friends or with family members, and the catalog was acceptable for the advantages the service ultimately brought.

Netflix’ catalog-to-convenience ratio nowadays is diarrhea. For every hit they have twenty flops, they hitch up prices, and now they are implementing a truly cutthroat manner of controlling who uses an account and where from – only one primary connection may use an account, and MUST watch something every 31 days or else be blocked, all other connections will be blocked, and if you have to travel, you have to request a code, yes, request a god damn Netflix code that will let you use Netflix elsewhere but only for 7 days – that is sure to be well received by the masses.

I think Netflix forgot they are not an essential good, they are luxury, an expensive one at that, and one that can very easily be replaced with some swashbuckling yo-ho-hoing. 

In an ironic twist, Netflix is pulling off a Blockbuster.