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TIL that Gothic literature makes a distinction between “terror” and “horror.” Terror is the sense of dread and apprehension that precedes an experience, horror is the sense of revulsion after an experience.

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sorry to anyone who followed me for anything, ever. you are not getting that.

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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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[gh0stboy]

Me sitting at dinner:

Sister: "I found a place that does facials for $250"

Me: "I know where to get facials for free"

Her: "Where?"

Me: "Grindr"

Family didn't appreciate that.

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back to my marker and scanner roots

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People on Tumblr love to subvert something that is already subverted and wind up with the normal thing again.

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type of guy who is always waiting for excuse or opportunity to go into exile

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doyou have anything that smells like a fresh rich cheesecake, specifically emphasis on the cheese side of the cake

might i suggest:

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im growing! im changing!

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I hate how every medical show does the “organ donor is not really dead but everyone is greedily pushing for collection anyway and the brave and noble protagonist doctor is the only one trying to stop it” it makes me almost as angry as the “brave and noble protagonist doctor ignored a DNR and got in trouble with admin but the patient ended up being grateful” trope.

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when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.)