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The population of the US is so inconceivably racist I fucking swear this stupid fucking country is gonna be remembered as the racism capital of the world
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yeah man you're right, all of these old ass books ARE like fanfiction. Dantes Inferno is on the same exact level as the fanfiction you write about Jimin having a self lubricating cloaca
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we got really close one time. monkey #44543 almost wrote Othello perfectly but decided to take some creative liberties in act 3 that were kinda shit so the other monkeys took his typewriter away
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if you don’t feel like getting up, try lying in bed and staring at your phone for an hour! it won’t help 👍
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[COVERED IN BLOOD, EYES LARGE] i have been working. On my resume
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Pdf of The Question of Palestine by Edward Said
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spreading my attention across several things at once to make no progress on any of them at maximum efficiency
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15 minutes used to be a long time you know. now its barely 15 minutes
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