thsi is so fucking funny to me i dont know why
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dont get why teeth need nerves and shit in em. dont know why i cant just have my mouth rocks obliterate my food without them making me feel like there are wasps inside my gums desperately trying to get out every time i eat something with more than a teaspoon of sugar or anything 10 degrees above or below room tempurature
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i bought a set of watercolour paints on amazon a few days ago and in the product description it said it comes with a “free gift” so i was thinking “cool it’ll probably be like a paintbrush or sth” but the package just arrived and they sent me… a single serving of cat food????
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Our queen
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Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!
Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige
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His face look like Ron swanson
dark garfield
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the legend, ruth
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“Fuck #Ice shoutout to my Mexicans , pass this shit”
- Fabio Ochoa @QuePasaWindow
UPDATE! HOW TO GET / PRINT THEM!!!
kropotkinisrecruitin
Hey! This is the link to the cards, a good resource for anyone who needs them or wants to provide them to their community. https://www.ilrc.org/red-cards
https://www.ilrc.org/red-cards
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I would never care about a newborn baby so it wouldn’t fool me
In Czech and Polish folklore, Bubak is a scarecrow who hides on riverbanks, with the ability to cry like a newborn baby to lure adults and children. He makes clothes from the souls of the people he has killed.
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me after taking two pills from a pill bottle labeled “pills that make it so if there’s a cherry pie in a bear trap, you can’t see the bear trap” and seeing a cherry pie right next to me: i mean, what are the odds right?
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Credit: new_beginningss (Reddit)
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The toys when Andy gets back home from school
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Monet: I chose Valentina
Manila: I chose Valentina
Valentina’s four delusional split personalities:
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Constantly torn between “I can’t ask for help bc then I’m annoying and everyone will be mad” and “I must ask for help at every possible stage because I might do it wrong and then everyone will be mad” ya feel
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different energies
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