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one time I overslept and my mom came into my room to wake me up and said “you had better get up or else you’ll be rushing”. I wanted to say “if I’m rushing then so be it” but since I was still half asleep my mind changed “rushing” to “Russian”, I rolled over and said “if I’m Russian, soviet” and to this day it’s the best joke I’ve ever made
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*has a son* *names him 1k* *punches son* guys I hit 1k
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on a scale of 1 to Dylan Sprouse how good are u at handling awkward situations
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everyone else in the room can see it
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Question 6: who is the real slim shady? support your answer using evidence from the text.
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Someone just pointed out to me how Anne Frank and Martin Luther King JR. were both born in the same year, but most people associate them as being in complete different points in history.
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would you like some cream cheese on your beagle
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