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IF THE GYJOS ARENT INSANE THEN I DONT WANT THEM‼️‼️‼️
#jjba#johnny joestar#gyjo#gyro zeppeli#jojos bizarre adventure#my art#sbr#hot pants#diego brando#MUAHAHAHAHHHHH#crazy Johnny is so real to me he is all i draw#lowkey projecting my thirst of gyro onto johnny so that’s why he is the way he is. periodt.#I’m unapologetic asf#if it looks like I’m mischaracterizing johnny… yeah LMAOOO#a lil#i just want him to be fat and happy okay 😞😞😞 he deserves it after all he’s been through#so yeah#colostomy bag johnny my beloved ehehe#MORE HOOTERS JOHNNY TO COMEEEEEEE#SAME WITH MORE WHITE BOY JOHNNY YESSIRRRR🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
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I LOVE DOODLING BS
#jjba#johnny joestar#gyjo#gyro zeppeli#jojos bizarre adventure#my art#sbr#diego brando#saw the disc jockey thing on Pinterest and I KNEW what had to be done.#im working on more doodles rn im just a lil tiwed 🙈🙈🙈#tank you again to vic and crungo for da suggestions… couldn’t have done this without yall… starts running in circles really fast#I HAVE SO MANY IDEAS GAHHHHHH I NEED TO GET THEM ALL OUT NEOWWWWWW#also very happy with how some of these turned out :] they’re like my precious babies#finally found a chibi art style that I can stick with ahhhhh feels so goodddddddd#life is good yall#starts smoking a super skinny flauta#mmmm#also this is like the first time I draw diego in human form since 2019#he’s just a dinosaur to me but the meme called for a human design LOL#it’s okay guys he will be back to his regular ass scalie self in the next drawing methinks#somebody (gyro and johnny) need to blow him up before he starts looking kinda cutie to me
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HAPPY LATE MARGARITA DAY
#jjba#johnny joestar#gyjo#gyro zeppeli#jojos bizarre adventure#my art#sbr#one dollar maragaritas#you best believe that shit is probably watered down piss but hey#it’s only a dollah#this was an actual deal here idk if it was everywhere but it was a thing where I live by#pregaming for taco cabana is actually insane though you better believe that these stupid assholes got too crunk and got kicked out#gyro is drinking a Dos Equis idk where he got it from maybe from home or sumn#and Johnny is drinking a jumex hard nectar strawberry flavor#they got home after this and Johnny bounced on it crazy style
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ughhhh fucking long ass rant below because I need to get something off my chest but I HATEEE clogging up my stories on insta with drama… I hate drama period… but yeah, gonna talk about icky things below so don’t read if you don’t wanna :T
if you *genuinely* believe I am any sort of p-word (don’t wanna say it because it makes me wanna throw up), you need to get ahold of yourself because you’re fucking stupid and an awful character assessor. if you *genuinely* believe that I draw cp or enjoy any of that sick bullshit, you need to have your head caved in with a heavy ass hammer fr idgaf anymore you’re genuinely a shit person if you’re spreading baseless gossip about me over something as trivial as a fucking art style man
do these people have any fucking idea of the weight that their words hold? I haven’t even been on insta for a week and im already being cancelled. for what you may ask? Because of how I fucking draw apparently??? You’d think that I was drawing heinous and graphic cp by the way people are shitting themselves but no. what started all of this was a doodle of mine I did of gy//jo kissing.

it’s this one ^
to make a long story short, some dickhead reposted my doodle on their story and got their friends to go along with them, saying that J//ohnny looks 14 and that he looks like a child, g//yro looks like a creep, “this is why I left the fandom”, etc etc. They then called me a p-phile and insisted that I was drawing graphic depictions of cp???
I only made a response to that because I don’t tolerate any unwarranted slander to my name, because how tf are you going to be accusing me of drawing that sick bullshit??? where tf is the supposed cp??? you’re a dumb fuck, genuinely. rot in hell and boil alive in liquid shit idfc, I’d normally ignore these haters but this isnt even hate. there are serious ass accusations that hold so much weight behind them??? are you serious right now??? trying to paint me as something im not just because you’re a bit uncomfy with how I draw???? get over yourself holy shit hop off my dick you sensitive prick
I seem to have altered some of the gy//jo fandom fandom on insta, because now im even having some mutuals turn on me. okay great. I didn’t care for you anyways but now you’re spreading that baseless and incredibly harmful bs too? I had never bore witness to such chronically online behavior holy shit… literally a bunch of sheep following their leader, slandering me to no end if it means that they won’t look bad to their audience…
had an ex mutual on insta make their own story post about me. talked about how they like my art but it made them “uncomfy”. okay, perfect. you shouldn’t have followed me first then?? sorry to hear that???
then they talked about how my Johnny looks like he’s 10????? that’s a new one :I


^ funny how nobody bats an eye at these character for example though… even though I’ve heavily based my chibi art off of them… but whatever… (they’re both well over 18, mind you)
then they start legit saying shit like “UwU this makes me uncomfy because g//yro is so much more big than small feminine twink J//ohnny ;-; uguuuu they can do whatever they want though!! 🙈🙈 hope they find the right audience for them…” (whatever the fuck that means. fuck you, actually.)


you see ra//mona and lu//cas here??? see how he looks so much bigger and “mature” than ra//mona? see how she looks small and “feminine”?? great, now have you read the comics? do you see how both of them are adults, despite their appearance??? perfect, now you can see where I get yet ANOTHER big inspo for my gyjos :)
an example of my HEAVILY STYLIZED and CARTOONY-CHIBI gy//jos for reference ^u^
anywayssss…
not to mention that young looking people exist… fuck, im a young adult rn (20-25 age range, no im not going to tell you my age) and i get told EVERY DAY at work by complete strangers, mind you, that i look 14-16. I know, insane. lock up any potential romantic interests of mine because i look young and they’re definitely predators :)
am I so wrong for wanting to project a bit of myself onto Jo//hnny? Is it really so different from doing poc or lgbtq headcanon with a character? God forbid I give Johnny some of my own features… I thought we were in a more progressive mindset now as a community =_=
please, do tell me if you think im wrong here. you’re free to unfollow/block/whatever-the-fuck, but keep my name out of your smelly mouth and, respectfully, rot in hell !!!
#my rant#ughhhhh#this feels so ugly but I just needed to get all my thoughts out#I thought this was over but no#I JUST saw a new post talking about me#living rent free in their heads fr#im officially crashing out idgaf about if you think my art is ugly or something but DO NOT call me a p-phile#ESPECIALLY if you don’t know what I’ve gone through. just plain fucking disrespectful as shit.#anyways#johnny is literally 19 in canon it’s not even like im drawing a minor or anything#why tf would I even age him down in my drawings that’s egregious actually#YOU are the sick fuck here because never have I ever drawn them with the intention of it being proshit#man#fighting the urge to just delete my social medias rn because I hate discourse#especially if it’s uncalled for#ganas de nunca volver a subir otro puto dibujo :v#wish I could disappear but still post art… like maybe publish it and stuff but it’s not directly linked back to me#maybe one day hmmm#will probably delete later or not idk because this is actually a pretty necessary post imo it needed to be said#adios for rn bitchessss
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boiiii 😂😂🫱🫱🫱💯💯💯
#jjba#johnny joestar#gyjo#gyro zeppeli#my art#sbr#scurries back into my cozy little blog so fast that I trip#starts screaming like fred figglehorn#why is everyone so mean 2 me… 💔💔 *my buttcheeks are hanging out*#silly doodles hehe I went on a drawing rampage yesterday#today we continue 😈😈😈#kinda wanna do a quick animatic but im also kinda lazy but also hmmmmmmmmm#charged up my battery nice and good with a big bowl of Corn Pops and half a bag of crujitos#rubs my big belly muaharharrrr… slaps it#muaharharrrrrrrrrrrrrrr#burps and then blows it all in your face#starts filling up your bathtub and then starts swimming in it with clothes and all
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★ 049 // “Clay Armadillo”
#jjba#johnny joestar#sbr#my god…#armadillo joni made of clay…#clenches my fist and grits my teeth.#trembling with a furious blush coating my cheeks.#gahhh… why didn’t I think of that…#slams my card on the table#HOW MUCH FOR THE JOHNNY ARMADILLO PLEASE I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED THIS UNTIL NOW#starts getting dragged away by feds#PLEASE HEAR ME OUT PLEASE#REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee…..#screaming gradually gets quieter and quieter as I am taken away…#once I am fully out of frame you hear a single gunshot
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🐶🦴😁
this is a teaser for my upcoming fic "Slip Of The Leash" the first chapter of which will be coming out this valentines day!!
#gyjo#jjba#johnny joestar#gyro zeppeli#HMNNGMGMGKEHHHHHGGGGGG#GYROS LIL GOOFY SMILE AT THE END#JOHNNY LOOKING SEXY AS ALWAYS THANK YOU COCO FOR THE FOOD#your joni is so nicely built and shaped uguuuuu… rubs myself against his leg like a dog in heat… gets shot to death by gyro…#can’t wait for more of da fic im slobbering like a beast with rabies 🤤🤤🤤😻😻😻
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ART FOR @coco-chip ‘S NEW FIC, “SLIP OF THE LEASH” RAHHHHH 😻😻😻😻😻 it’s the cutest thing ever I owe it my life…
YOU SHOULD TOTALLY READ IT!!!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/63072901
#jjba#johnny joestar#gyjo#gyro zeppeli#jojos bizarre adventure#my art#DOGGY GYROOOOO#DOGGY JOHNNYYYY#they need to make cute gyjo puppies fr fr#chop chop coco I’m waiting…#I KID I KID#😛#I want them to live the happiest lives ever this fic is already so cozy I love it HNNGGGG#I was gonna post this earlier when I first finished it a couple of days ago but I didn’t know if you were gonna be okay with that 🥹🥹#should’ve just asked tbh but im stoopid… kicks rock…#need to see gyro stripped completely naked and peeing at a fire hydrant while his bf is like wtf#actually…. I remembered I can draw…#I can make this happen…#🙊
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I bet all the Jojos have really stinky feet except Johnny, his feet are perfect and I'd lick them all over
haha thanks!
#steel ball run#johnny joestar#PLEASEEEEEE#THIS STILL FUCKING GETS ME AFTER SO LONG#I LOVE HIS FACE OF DISGUST HES ABSOLUTELY APPALLED LMFAOOOOOO#gyro is the anon#……#……………#gyjo#*gets blown up by special agents*
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holy heck ur johnny is so cute
#jjba#johnny joestar#I wish my johnny was this cool man#it’s too bad he’s been cursed with an omega alignment in all of my aus >:)#1000 note selfie what would you do if I told you that this has still been on my mind for years now
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woah there baby!
#johnny joestar#gyro zeppeli#hot pants#gyjo#THERE ARE SIRENS BLARING IN MY HEAD UPON SEEING JOHNNY ACKNOWLEDGE HIS BIG ASS#YEASSSSSSSS#THANK YOU JAYSUS#your art is peak op
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take these while i get out moar art *throws sand in your eyes*
#jjba#johnny joestar#gyjo#gyro zeppeli#jojos bizarre adventure#my art#tusk#tusk act 1#sbr#my favorite gyjo dynamic in the second pic i love Johnny being insane for gyro#because it’s so real#it’s so Them.#idk wats going awn with the first pic
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did we read the same sbr
#jjba#johnny joestar#gyjo#gyro zeppeli#jojos bizarre adventure#my art#sbr#HEY YALL twirls my hairrrr#mouse au#muehehe#this idea was born out of me wanting to draw Johnny with hella nipples and PREGNANT AS FUCK#no im not sorry for this *flips the haters off with both of my hands*#Johnny loves gyro okay#he’s just kinda a fatty who also likes his cheese#but not any more than he likes gyro’s cheese… *gets shot to death*#hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm more to cum MUEHEHE#definitely because now im gonna draw them procreating#will post to da bluesky and twittah maybe…#my bluesky is the same username i have here btw :3c#OKAY ILL BRB
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★ 034 // “KFC Bucket”
#jjba#johnny joestar#holy shit op I think our minds are linked because I was JUST thinking about drawing Johnny eating kfc#this post is actually genius it’s my new favorite thing of yours now#ALL HAIL THE JOHNNY JOESTAR KFC BUCKET#WHERE CAN I GET MY OWN#I’ll be thinking about this when I’m dying on my deathbed thank you very much
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i wish i was johnny so i could get a hot smelly italian bf
#jjba#gyro zeppeli#johnny joestar#gyjo#OMFGGGGG#BEAR GYRO BEAR GYRO RING THE FUCKING ALARMS EVERYONEEEEEEEEEEEEE#MY FAVE GYRO#and twink johnny….#best flavor of gyjo there is…..#I want what they have#love this so much I banged my head against my stove multiple times just to calm myself
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i love being a sbr fan for over 5 years i totally forgot what happened 90% of the time
#sbr#gyro zeppeli#johnny joestar#gyjo#jjba#OMFGGGGG#OP YOUR FUCKING MINDDDD BAHAHAHAHA#THIS OLD ASS MEME MY GOD#gyros slutty ass waist mmm….#I’ve been cackling at this for forever now#this breathed back life into my soulless husk of a vessel one may call a body#arigato… dupeskara…
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_(:3 」∠)_
#jjba#johnny joestar#gyjo#gyro zeppeli#jojos bizarre adventure#my art#thick johnny and phat johnny TO THE RESCUEDE#they’re here to save me from the multiple panic attacks im having#ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i dont feel so good mr joestar :(((( starts disintegrating#anyways#i hate twittah/x so much 😭😭😭 it makes me queasy asf#doesn’t matter how many peeps i block the notps just keep making their way onto my feed…#i wish tumblr still allowed nsfw so i could also post my doodles on here yall are so chill i love you all#bluesky coming soon I’ve been putting off making an acc for some time but i thimk it will happen neow…#ANYWAYS ANYWAYSSSS#love me thick johnny he’s such a comfort to draw#if nobody got me i know GyJo got me…
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