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my fav quote by freud is definitely the one where hes writing to his fiancee and hes like im gonna make you eat so much you are just a little weak baby and im a big cokehead

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salmon run

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my balcony blocks my view of the playground, but I heard one child yell "I FOUND A FROG" with a great deal of excitement and now there is screaming, so I'm filling in some blanks

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"i'm always on the look-out for a... future ex-mrs malcolm..."

*makes eye contact with the other man in the car whilst smirking and dipping my finger into my glass like a SLUT*

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but

YOU DO NOT NEED TO START A NEW HOBBY!

STEP AWAY FROM THE TEXTILES!

YOU DON'T NEED MORE YARN!

THAT FABRIC IS NOT CALLING TO YOU! LEAVE IT ALONE!

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Well. If the shoe fish

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me at the uncut orc village

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this painting came to me in a dream

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the danger of doing a dracula voice is that if i do it once there is a 70% chance i will become stuck in the dracula persona for several hours. maybe more.

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i think about a new theoretical video essay idea at least every 3 months but one that's stuck with me is a theoretical video called 'ranking lichens in the background shots of [media]' and it's exactly what you think but i only pick dramatic scenes outdoors so i can pause them to zoom in on 3 pixels of lichens in the background

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Kiki and Bouba Yuri

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i love goofy fetish porn situation magic. oh no the brave knight opened a cursed chest and now he has a pussy and the only way to cure it is by shooting a load in him

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I thought it would be an hour of listening to screaming and looking at pictures of draculas, but it was so much for frightening than fathomed

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Oh my god I thought . Well. Anyway

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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

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Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again