Brittany|She/They|Bi|Trans women are women TERFs fuck off|PLEASE ask me about horses
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sorry for acting weird. that was me following my heart
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you're the only one who understands me mr strobbery
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they should make nervous systems that are less nervous
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got a text from my old boss that she got new kittens, which didn’t surprise me bc she’s infamous for having like 10+ cats at a time and is constantly taking in strays from neighboring farms. average thursday for her right. but then i go to actually open the image she sent and

unique markings indeed!
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freak in the sheets as well as in most other locations
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[girl who would like to take a break from being a person voice] yeah no I'm just a little tired today
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Being a fish in highly oxygenated water must feel so fucking good
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*High off one pollen* Dude let's just go straight up bugshit
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Wii smoking game where you pretend the wii remote is a cigar and move it to your mouth to puff on it and the screen shows your mii smoking. And the game is called Wii be Smoking
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cold.. jealous of printer paper.. imagine getting slid through a machine and you come out all warm.. they don't even know how good they have it.
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