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By Avery Monsen, 2105

https://www.vine.co/v/Otx229HnZdL

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something holy inside you wants to get out but you can’t let it

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snuff play with someone who had a unique fursona is so so fun like girl i'm gonna take your conservation status from endangered to extinct <3

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pie perspective 🗣🥧

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A short comic I made about my experiences as a seasonal worker, and the way places change you.

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Why is Lloyd the literal definition of those overpowered hybrid princess main characters in gacha life mini movies with a concerning amount of trauma

Lloyd is basically the legendary prophesied green ninja destined to battle the literal embodiment of evil when he was a mere child AND with a broken foot (spoiler alert: he won)

Not only that he was also homeless AND parentless for a portion of his life when he was a bratty child longing for the comfort of his own nonexistent family. Then he found out that he was the grandson of a god and was a part-dragon, part-oni, half human hybrid which is CRAZY work.

Bro could literally transform into a gold four-armed monster if provoked (but unfortunately the writers most likely forgot about that trait) AND WE HAVE YET TO SEE WHAT HIS DRAGON FORM MAY LOOK LIKE!!!

TL;DR : "The hated and homeless child turns out to be a legendary green hero with a fuck ton of trauma and little to no parental guidance throughout his life"

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the arc of the universe is long but it bends towards crabs

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i didn't say it was good, i said it has bewitched me body and soul

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🍀✨

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Thrice Upon a Time.

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For any relocated TikTok users

you can say sex and kill its fine

If you don't have a profile picture people will assume you're a bot

theres barely an algorithm, if you want to see cool shit reblog things instead of just liking them

follower count doesnt matter

tumblr fame gets you one thing and it is Yelled At

no one knows what the fuck the nsfw policy is

block anyone that annoys you even a little bit

And most importantly:

post cringe

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yes i know we post homestuck here. but ninja go

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this is so shit i need [remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health] mouse bites to live