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update: he giggled (very cutely)
"magic mushrooms"? uhm, actually, all mushrooms are magic, so jot that down
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o7 ON IT, BOSS!
Normalize getting sluttier, bloodier, and overall more insane
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brb showing this to him
"magic mushrooms"? uhm, actually, all mushrooms are magic, so jot that down
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Happy Father’s Day! I hope apricot got you something nice <3 - @pyro-heister
she dropped a mouse on my face to wake me up this morning. i love being a dad.
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this has not once happened. stop telling lies
a Swedish man, an English man, and a Norwegian-American man walk into a bank
they're not there to assist in the active bank heist, they're just having gay sex in the bathroom
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pussy from a man who’s constantly on the edge of losing his mind
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yahoo answers how to deal with my son cyber bullying me
guy gets called a "typical dad" by his son figure after sneezing 20 dead 56 injured
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guy gets called a "typical dad" by his son figure after sneezing 20 dead 56 injured
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shout out to my hips and lower back very loudly popping while i'm trying to ride my boyfriend.
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you were supposed to get chocolate thrown at the back of your head
MESSAGE FROM ADMIN thehandler: “was anyone gonna tell me it’s Valentine’s Day or was I just supposed to get chocolate thrown at the back of my head”
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alright well have fun trying to forget
What the fuck are those scandinavians talking about
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please don't
What the fuck are those scandinavians talking about
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contrary to jayne i've gotten railed and gave both my boyfriends head for valentines day
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contrary to jayne i've gotten railed and gave both my boyfriends head for valentines day
#sorry darling i just like to tease you <3#you're so cute#and i'm not wrong anyways you're massive#are you in your workshop? gonna come give you an apology kiss#ghostie hornyposting
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My god.....
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yeah that's right baby say my name 😩
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AKSEL!!!!!!!!
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