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my sage advice from someone with years of hrt experience under her belt now is that you should do injected estradiol and for the love of god avoid spiro like the plague
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tripped over a severed head on the sidewalk and wound up with a broken cock. my life is hell.
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have you seen my berry its about 1 inch tall and 1 inch wide and 1 inch long
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kicked out of the circus for looking up the answers to all the clowns jokes
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there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar
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living a day as a fat preteen girl would break the spirit of most fully grown men
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The purest form of love is consideration. When someone thinks about how things would make you feel. Pays attention to detail. Holds you in regard when making decisions that could affect you. In any bond, how much they care about you can be found in how much they consider you
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maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen
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hello! i am crumb cat!
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