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hell yeah

subspace at the start of a match:

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i miss my partners…….

………im moving to the us btw, so when this happens i can just take a 4 hour walk to their house or some unstable shit like that

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im crashing out already…

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i love it when my internet is just bad enough discord becomes fully unusable, it’s great gang. /sarc

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Tom Lehrers way of existing is so funny imo

TIL that Harvard professor Tom Lehrer was asked at the age of 84 by rapper 2 Chainz if he could sample his 60-year old song. Lehrer replied, “I grant you motherfuckers permission to do this. Please give my regards to Mr. Chainz, or may I call him 2?”

via ift.tt

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wait this is something ppl want??? i thought i was being annoying when i ask you to make all the decisions while i actually do the gameplay??

when you want to play your video games but dont have the energy for it its like who wants to be my proxy that does the gameplay while i watch and make every decision in the game from the comfort of my bed

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its miserable having online friends i would help you clean and paint your room and fold your laundry and move furniture and cook mostly edible food for you and generally do tasks for you and drink with you and smoke with you and go on walks with you and see you smile when i make you laugh. but the distance

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im throwing bombs at you

ANOTHER ONE ⁉️⁉️⁉️

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throws a bomb at you

aAAAAH

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what the fuck are you doing here

meow B3

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I AM HITTING YOU WITH A HAMMER!!!!!!! GO TO BED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO BED TWO HOURS AGO GO THE FUCK TO BED!!!!!!!!! GET OFF OF TUMBLR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AUGHH!!! THIS IS NOT SEXY VIOLENCE! THIS IS NOT SEXY VIOLENCE!! I CANNOT SLEEP PLEASE MISTER!! STOP HITTING ME WITH THIS RANDOM HAMMER I JUST WANTED TO EXPERIENCE MY BOYFRIENDS(🏳️‍🌈) VAUGE AMUSEMENT AND POSSIBLE FEELINGS OF RELATABILITY THROUGH THEIR REBLOGGING!— SHIT- IM SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!! AAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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GO TO BED!!!!!!!!

NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!

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huh, yeah….

thanks fish of great wisdom 👍 appreciate it

trying to clean your room can be really daunting and stressful, but you don't have to clean the whole room all in one go.

If you pick up just one thing off the floor, wipe away a little bit of dust, take any dishes to the sink, or anything of the sort, then you have successfully cleaned a bit of your room! It doesn't have to be done all in one burst and every little dent you make will result in a slightly cleaner room

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yay

yippie, even

Hello, friends!

I have been doing steady work behind the scenes, and I am ready now! I am proud to announce that…

Season 2 of Camp Here & There is coming June 10th, 2025, at midnight EST!

For those out of the loop: The first time I tried to set a date in 2023, my life was derailed significantly very soon thereafter in a series of mishappenings. It's taken me some time to get back on the horse, but I am back now, stronger, and here for good. Watch out, I am coming a'galloping!

I am very excited for this junction and for the return of these beloved characters. I believe that the writing for this season is some of my best work, and I am so wicked excited to produce that I can barely hold my joy.

See you all in June!

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lmao

Don't open a PM with a stranger with "hello".

1. You sound like a bot

2. You don't give anything to respond to

Try to say something nice and ask questions that the other person can respond to.

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oh.

oh no….

send help-

oh shit wait this is the year ted nivison dies

for context: jschlatt made this shirt design back in 2022 as a joke but that man has a bit of a track record with predicting deaths (prince philip and the queen)

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"Genesis", Oil on canvas by Matthew Cornell