whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision
"What date is the happiest birthday to have?"
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ik Kristen is wearing a heart monitor for athletic reasons but what if she has to track irregular heartbeats due to the consequences of being revived after a stab through the heart
Kipperlilly is an NPC and her whole thing is that she’s upset she isn’t more interesting. She’s literally mad she isn’t a main character. Doomed by the narrative from the start. Doomed by the method of her own creation. Never given a choice to be anything different. Never given any choices at all.
So kipperlily wanted Lucy to change her god, and thats where she lost her on the whole resurrect the rage and conquest god quest. Lucy doesnt want to change her god, so when they all drink the koolaid or rat poison (im theorizing that kipperlilly was the one who organized all of them dying and being resurrected. Poison is just such a rogue thing) Lucy chooses not to be resurrected bc she’s loyal to her original ancestoral god. Then Yolanda badgood wouldn’t change her god either, something we did se buddy do though. Kipperlilly’s weakness has been clerics who wont change their god, and it’s put a wrench in her plans. Kristen, who after identity crisis after identity crisis wont change her god, is not only her rival but hitting her right where it matters.
So kipperlily wanted Lucy to change her god, and thats where she lost her on the whole resurrect the rage and conquest god quest. Lucy doesnt want to change her god, so when they all drink the koolaid or rat poison (im theorizing that kipperlilly was the one who organized all of them dying and being resurrected. Poison is just such a rogue thing) Lucy chooses not to be resurrected bc she’s loyal to her original ancestoral god. Then Yolanda badgood wouldn’t change her god either, something we did se buddy do though. Kipperlilly’s weakness has been clerics who wont change their god, and it’s put a wrench in her plans. Kristen, who after identity crisis after identity crisis wont change her god, is not only her rival but hitting her right where it matters.
kipperlily is so so so funny my girl does not want to be an npc so BADDDD. what do you MEAN you're jealous you dont have a sad tragic backstory my GIRL
sandra lynn holds the title of messiest bitch and will never ever lose it. whenever someone comes close to claiming the title, all she needs to do is reveal something about her past and I love her for it
i have an assignment due in about 15 hours - its supposed to be 1,500 words but i have over 3,000 words just in my note outline, and i have to whittle that shit down in half a day. but yknow what i did for the last 2 hours? lucy/kipperlily sleepover art
no but if sandralynn dated bobby dawn her taste in men is hysterical cause so far her known dating history is
-cleric of sol
-literal devil
-werewolf with a wild past turned kindly school counselor
-gilear
Brennan keeps going back to riz as every prominent adult in his life like PLEASE open up about your trauma PLEASE open up about your trauma PLEASE ope-