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Was doing random sinner pair doodle but then I saw my classmate drunk and spits funny words and ended up with drunk full-stop trio brain rots
The fault lies with my classmate

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Boyfriend tells me I’m banned from fixing things around the house now >:(
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i keep making my friends mad by telling them the next intervallo is going to be a pool party episode in the middle of winter
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What if Ishmael keeps popping up in other people's family trees. What then.
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oh mine god, i accidentally hath sent thou a picture of mine cock and balls...prithee delete it!! 'Lest...thou desire to look? haha I jest, delete it...should thee crave... haha nay, banish it...'lest?
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can you imagine what the downtime in hl's life was like
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Ye who are drenched in sin. Rise and face me. I shall guide you to the paradise that welcomes everyone.
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Project moon shitposts brainstormed by me and my friend 49 (Masterpost)
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"<do them dirty in front of they squad>" - Dante
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So my sister wants to start sewing more, because
a. She’s 5′ 11″ and can never find pants long enough for her legs or shirts long enough for her arms.
b. She hates synthetic fibers as much as I do and it’s difficult to find natural fiber clothes that aren’t made of cotton
c. She’s a biologist and would physically fistfight microplastics if given half a chance
So her gift from mom and dad for her birthday was a sewing machine. Not a super expensive one but a good solid serviceable one.
And recently she asked “So where do I GET wool or linen and thread that isn’t polyester” and mom was like ‘go ask your sister’
And I, of course, crashed into the group text like “GET A PEN I HAVE WEBSITES FOR U” and honestly I’m thrilled about this
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