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Okay I'm watching Swan Princess and while the childhood enemies to lovers dynamic is definitely richly suited to Jily, Prince Derek is a total moron and in the event that Lily was kidnapped James would not, with no sense of urgency whatsoever, return home for weeks to "practice" by shooting colourful paintballs at musicians.
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They fully handed this man a butter croissant
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thank you for reminding me to reread Hotman James it’s SUCH a fantastic fic. Cgners fic and your fight before Christmas has the whole “briefly see each other every few years as children and are antagonists but then eventually oh!” And both are done so well and always feel fresh and gooey no matter how many times you read them
Thank you! I am SO reading Hotman James before bed tonight
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Can we get a fic on fleamont and euphemia's love story? They are my main OTP in the ghostofbambi universe!
I can't lie, this isn't something I'm going to write. In all of my fics they got together in the same, extremely straightforward way, and I have SO many WIPs that there's no real room for me to write a standalone for another pairing. Even if I tried, I know I'd rather just be writing for Jily the whole time. I hope that's not too disappointing!
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CYOA 70 (FINAL) Snippet
James Potter: do i get a hall mirror selfie before you leave?
Lily Evans: I'll send a selfie if you will.
James Potter: <image attachment>
Lily Evans: GOD THANK YOU* for once again being SHIRTLESS** *I just bit my own tongue **please ALWAYS be shirtless
James Potter: i usually am, when i'm at home
Lily Evans: I must reiterate that I really DID fall for you because you're a wonderful person, I swear
James Potter: it's enough that you fell for me at all at least it will be, once i've gotten the selfie i was promised
Lily Evans: Fair warning, I'm fully dressed.
James Potter: it's alright, i'm picturing you naked most of the time anyway
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If any of your readers also felt inclined to write a Jily Swan Princess fic I would be much obliged, because I swear the moment Derek and Odette see each other as adults for the first time and realize they’re both Hot and In Love now altered my brain chemistry. (Yes, Derek was the dummy who said the quiet part out loud, but Odette was all-in on looks alone, too.) I also feel like the two of them immediately setting aside a lifetime of mutual animosity in the name of horniness is very Jily-coded.
"You're beautiful!" "What else?" "What else IS there?" remains one of the funniest line exchanges ever committed to film and you have reminded me to watch The Swan Princess for the five millionth time, so thank you sincerely for that. Derek is so dumb. And his hair is so bad. But I'm rooting for him anyway. Their childhood montage ALONE sells the whole movie.
(btw cgner's fic Hotman James is very much structured on those lines though it's also an Avatar: Last Airbender crossover, I highly recommend it even if you've never seen Avatar, which I hadn't at the time)
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Just to be clear, I don't want to write this, I just want it to exist so I can read it
Hear me out: Anastasia as a Jily fic but James is the lost princess
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Remus is the person Lily teams with to find someone to fool James's long estranged mother and Sirius is James's friend from the orphanage who comes with him on the trip because of course he would.
Hear me out: Anastasia as a Jily fic but James is the lost princess
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Hear me out: Anastasia as a Jily fic but James is the lost princess
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CYOA 70 Snippet
Lily Evans: I'd stalked her online and she was so, you know
James Potter: ??
Lily Evans: I don't know, provocative? She had all those selfies and beach yoga poses and was just like, effortlessly sunkissed and gorgeous, and then there were the HUNDREDS of thirst comments from aubergine-wielding men, but I've never been That, you know? It's like I said to Sirius a while ago, Kingsley always used to tell me that I was pretty in this childishly pure, virtuous, Sunday school teacher kind of way, and I've never found myself confronted with anything that refuted that, I've never really believed that I could be an object of lust to anybody. And I wanted you to see me that way.
James Potter: i've always seen you that way
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Hey Sarah feel free to ignore this if it's too personal but what do you for work? I love how Lily found a job that she loves and as someone who's going through a lot of work stress, I'm a little jealous even though I know it's not realistic. I was curious about how you manage work while writing.
I used to work in pensions, then I worked in IT for six years, then I went back to working in pensions because I hated IT and it was doing a number on my mental health, now I either really like or really don't like my job, depending on who my boss is whenever they do a departmental reshuffle. I like the actual work, which is pretty varied, I've overhauled several outdated procedures and my knowledge is highly respected by my colleagues, which is really nice, but I've worked under four different people in the last three years and it really throws into relief how a good/bad manager can make all the difference in terms of how much you want to strangle something on a day-to-day basis.
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The anon should know that not only does your spouse know about your fanfics, but he also draws COOL ASS art for your fics!!! Find you someone who supports you like that!!
He does, it's true, among a million other lovely things. Really he's an A+ husband, our relationship has never been a source of stress and I go through life comfortable in the knowledge that I'm adored. Plus, he's got beautiful hair. Couldn't ask for more, tbh.
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Someone JUST liked this post from 2018 on my other blog
WHO KNEW I COULD PULL IT OFF
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does your spouse know that you write fanfic?
Of course! If I'd ever felt the need to hide that from him we never would have gotten married, tbh
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I was lying to you all and I knew it
(there are, in fact, quite a few hints to chapter 68 in this fic, I'd forgotten some of them, but this from-the-beginning reread has reminded me)
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Each time I see the username "ghostofmemebi" I have a moment of being taken aback, because while I know it's from GHOSTOF(bam)BI, "memebi" in my language is the word for plural of meme ("memes"), so each and every time I see it, for one second I read it as "ghost of memes" in a weird clash of two languages and have a moment of "wait! ...oohh right ok" 😂
I mean, technically that's an entirely correct summation of the name anyway, so it works perfectly!
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Perfectly tailored to my moods

I offer Sarah a bespoke service
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