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Wallace: Guess who's drunk!

Scott: I guess Wallace.

Wallace: You guessed right.

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Banana Knuckles (organic edible brass knuckles) with mp3 player

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you dont understand how much i love this vine

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idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

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Name: Bitch Gender: Bitch Race: Bitch Age: Bitch Height: Bitch Weight: Bitch Reason for applying: I’m a bitch

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the Thaumaturge’s Society The Circle the Blood Cult the High Mage’s Council the Gathering of World Writers

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what i want from cap 3 is sam and steve busting their asses going across the world looking for bucky and endangering their lives every 20 minutes and it cuts to bucky who is still safely in new york eating frozen yogurt

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REMINDER: if you have a vagina and want to use Plan B as an emergency contraceptive, it loses effectiveness if you weigh more than 165 lbs (74.84 kg) and is completely ineffective for those that weight more than 176 lbs (79.83 kg) (x)

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i’d hate to see orange and blue meet rolo and deb. it’d be a literal fucking disaster.

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fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects 

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why did i learn about photosynthesis b4 i learned about privilege and oppression

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team 5’5 and under where ya at

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yogsquest?

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