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skweezy jibbs is a international treasure

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youtube needs to implement some sort of 'do not recommend channel + kill yourself for recommending me this' button

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im tired of christian beliefs being treated as not insane

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i couldn't connect with people i felt like mewtwo

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sorry boss can't come in today i was on my way to work and then a gentle spring breeze kissed my cheek and reminded me it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in this broken world

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Dentist confessional. Like, forgive me doctor for I have sinned. I have partaken of the wine. Not only that, but the coffee and the tea. I consume carbonated beverages regularly. I eat sweets such as saltwater taffy and caramels. On the weekend, if I sleep in, I only brush my teeth at night. And then the dentist is like, "and are you flossing, my child?" and they just have to look away

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Yeah I'm thinking that its dope asf that the river turns rocks smooth

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there's something almost addictive about smoking cigarettes

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sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

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Happy Thursday the 20th to all who celebrate

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Wise words

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damn, she’s a bad bitch. oh they’re nonbinary? my bad. damn, they’re a bad person

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you don’t have to match my freak you just have to think whatever’s wrong with me is fascinating and perhaps even sexual

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cutting the red string that connects my fate to yours so i can use it as the string on my conspiracy board

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back in my day we lost flappy bird

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im the prettiest canary in this mine