ghostpunkrock
ghostpunkrock
PICK UP THE PHONE FUCKER
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if life ain't just a joke, then why am I dead?
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ghostpunkrock · 17 minutes ago
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ghostpunkrock · 3 hours ago
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my empire of dirt!!!❤️❤️❤️ #MyDirt
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ghostpunkrock · 7 hours ago
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we at the hotel motel holiday inn. if you even give a fuck.
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ghostpunkrock · 7 hours ago
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avril lavigne was right. what the hell
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ghostpunkrock · 7 hours ago
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the Americans is the perfect show if you love infidelity and people who should get divorced but can’t
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ghostpunkrock · 8 hours ago
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Me: Exercise does not cause weight loss. This is a fact that has been demonstrated so robustly in research that even doctors, who hate and fear evidence, are grudgingly starting to admit this.
Someone reading that post: Cool, but have you considered that exercise leads to weight loss?
Me: I am going to eat you
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ghostpunkrock · 8 hours ago
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dj run that track again before I take my own life
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ghostpunkrock · 11 hours ago
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at the grocery store i bought 2 limes and a lemon and the checker said to me "two limes and a lemon... Anything could happen"
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ghostpunkrock · 12 hours ago
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“I’m not your daddy, I’m your husband. What do you think husbands do?” “I wouldn’t know” 🗣️🗣️🗣️
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ghostpunkrock · 12 hours ago
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if I don’t have any people I consider close friends in this city by the time I’m 30 I’m definitely moving. hopefully I’ll still have other close friends in other cities I could move to be near instead
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ghostpunkrock · 14 hours ago
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RIP yahoo answers
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ghostpunkrock · 14 hours ago
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okay now that we’ve a had couple lesbian blockbusters and milfs are having a romance moment, we need to bring back the manic pixie dream girl. she was never fuckin suited to fixing all the problems of some boring twenty year old everyman, but you know who could actually benefit from a quirky free-spirited blue haired girl with pronouns (she/they)? a newly divorced forty-something mom who’s trying to learn how to be herself for the first time in her life
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ghostpunkrock · 14 hours ago
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i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed
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ghostpunkrock · 16 hours ago
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WHEN ON PERIOD:
do not crash out
your feelings are NOT valid
do not send that text
don't kill yourself. lock in
do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed
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ghostpunkrock · 16 hours ago
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ghostpunkrock · 16 hours ago
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ghostpunkrock · 16 hours ago
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Is that a valid argument in your pants or is it just a phallacy?
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