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we at the hotel motel holiday inn. if you even give a fuck.
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the Americans is the perfect show if you love infidelity and people who should get divorced but can’t
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Me: Exercise does not cause weight loss. This is a fact that has been demonstrated so robustly in research that even doctors, who hate and fear evidence, are grudgingly starting to admit this.
Someone reading that post: Cool, but have you considered that exercise leads to weight loss?
Me: I am going to eat you
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dj run that track again before I take my own life
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at the grocery store i bought 2 limes and a lemon and the checker said to me "two limes and a lemon... Anything could happen"
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“I’m not your daddy, I’m your husband. What do you think husbands do?” “I wouldn’t know” 🗣️🗣️🗣️
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if I don’t have any people I consider close friends in this city by the time I’m 30 I’m definitely moving. hopefully I’ll still have other close friends in other cities I could move to be near instead
#sucks feeling like I’m running out of time but it’s already impossible trying to make friends in my 20s and everyone says it gets even#harder in your 30s so. is there just no hope lmao
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okay now that we’ve a had couple lesbian blockbusters and milfs are having a romance moment, we need to bring back the manic pixie dream girl. she was never fuckin suited to fixing all the problems of some boring twenty year old everyman, but you know who could actually benefit from a quirky free-spirited blue haired girl with pronouns (she/they)? a newly divorced forty-something mom who’s trying to learn how to be herself for the first time in her life
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i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed
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WHEN ON PERIOD:
do not crash out
your feelings are NOT valid
do not send that text
don't kill yourself. lock in
do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed
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Is that a valid argument in your pants or is it just a phallacy?
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