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I got the words "jacuzzi" and "Yakuza" mixed up
Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia.
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Drunk dog cat things 💙💖🍷🐕🐈
i like dog cat...
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comments are turned off on this and i know it was a bloodbath in there











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Nightmares
[Transcript]
A colorless sketch comic of Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth from Ace Attorney.
Page 1:
Phoenix is wearing his suit from the Phoenix Wright trilogy, but with no badge. He is running, trying to escape the clutches of a dark, morphed arm with claws, but fails as it grasps his forearm. He glances back at it, terrified. Pictures of Kristoph Gavin's darkened gaze with a smirk and little Trucy giving him a piece of paper flash in his mind as the monster hugs him from behind, only its creepy smile and eyes comprehensive. The monster has long, loose hair flowing and branching everywhere, and something resembling two braids at the top. The strands of hair separate the previous imaginery into scenes.
Phoenix gasps as wakes up, sweating with unshed tears in his eyes, and clutching his blanket with his eyes widened. He is unshaven, and his hair is a mess.
Page 2:
Panel 1:
He sits up quickly, clutching the part of the t-shirt where his heart is, as he breathes heavily. With his other hand he is tightly grasping his blanket.
Panel 2:
A long-sleeved hand grabs the one clutching the blanket, and it jolts. "Phoenix," the person mumbles.
Panel 3:
"M-Miles," Phoenix stutters as he turns his gaze to Miles, who is hidden by Phoenix as he's still laying down. Miles' hand moves to the hand grasping at Phoenix's shirt, talking to him. "Listen to my voice," he speaks, still tired, "Come lay down." Phoenix's grasp on the blanket loosens.
Panel 4:
Phoenix falls back down on the pillow with a thump. "That's it," Miles praises him, with his eyes still closed, trying to emerge from his half-asleep state. His hair is a mess too, one of his bangs tucked behind his ear and with a slight scruff on his face. Phoenix, still shakened, glances at him. Miles holds his hand. "Take a deep breath. 'm right here."
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Miles lifts himself up, getting an arm under Phoenix's head. "C'mere," he says, and Phoenix with his trembling lip tries to apologize, "I-I'm s—" but he is cut off by Miles' shushing him. His other arm is caressing his chest.
Panel 2:
Miles tucks Phoenix in his own chest, wrapping his arms around his neck, one of them scratching his head. He scrunches his eyebrows, "I'm here, darling." Phoenix's eyes fill with tears once more and he hiccups, shaking.
Panel 3:
Miles wraps Phoenix up in his arms, burying his head in his hair. "It was just a dream," he says as Phoenix lets out a sob. Tears roll down his face as he buries himself entirely in Miles' shoulder, hugging him back. "You're safe," Miles continues, "It was just a dream."
[End transcript]
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tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute
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006, today’s bird is a bit overstimulated
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Yknow I thought you were cool at first, I like trains and public transport is important.
But I highly encourage you to rethink your anti-military statements. Because when the next war rolls around, people like you are going to be the reason morale and draft numbers are so low. And trust me, when America loses, it won't be fun for you.
Just like every other American war of the past 60 years, the next one will just be an excuse to kill a million brown people on the other side of the world, I want America to lose that. Imperialism is bad actually
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FLOOR COLLAPSING ;; FALLING ;; one day i am gonna grow wings !
Had Let Down by radiohead stuck in my head while making this and i think i blacked out i dont remember this coming out. Anyway, enjoy! --- Click for higher quality!!! (( reblogs >> likes! ))
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Okay so because work and real life stuff keeps sapping away my strength and energy, I have decided to prematurely post the doc for BJTBS- even though it is in an unfinished state currently ^^
Kind of one of those things where if I don't post it *now*, I probably won't for a long while,,,
ANYWAYS HAVE FUN WATCHING ME WRITE! Know that I'll be passively updating this whenever I can actually sit down and focus ^^ <3
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I like to think that Jimmy introduced Tango to gardening and convinces Tango that he can also garden. Tango burns a few, but Jimmy is gentle and encourages him to keep going as long as he's enjoying it
Maybe when Tango is back on Hermitcraft he has trouble keeping plants alive, so he gets a cactus because it can withstand head better than softer plants. He keeps trying because it reminds him of Jimmy
Aloe for Tango...
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Even when I try to write about fascism I write about plants
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