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Mood, I need to strangle my teacher but alas apparently it's illegal and I can't kill him unless I have a good reason

That haircut and irritating voice alongside his poorly made explanations should be enough.

I need to kill a man

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Do I know father isn't home? Yes. Probably he isn't

Will I still nap in his bed because I miss him? Yes. Indeed.

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We're cursed.

Literally speaking.

Why Cant People In This god DAMN city just be normal for ONE DAY!?!?

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Well, there were some problems and we had to help.

Currently we're in Gotham instead.

Arent you leo's friend???...- ⚰️

Yes...? I am.

And technically his cousin, too.

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Arent you leo's friend???...- ⚰️

Yes...? I am.

And technically his cousin, too.

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I can lend you some runes then.

You just stick them into the subject and it should do the job.

”I wanna put my dad in a blender.”

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Use a spell to make him small.

”I wanna put my dad in a blender.”

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send me an au and i’ll give you 5+ headcanons about it

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Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th

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The Eagle M16 and The Swan M17 ©

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I'm pretty sure they left me about like ten years ago or so

If not then I'm beating them with a bat

Fun facts about your guardian angel that you may not know!

Number one: they are laughing at you right now.

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So apparently there's a time difference between this world and the one we live in because according to my phone and to the Watchtower's clock with the United States time, I'm thirteen minutes away from turning 15

Which is weird considering that there's like a 2 hour gap between the U.S.A and Argentina

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Heroes can go to therapy, but not every single one even though most of them are traumatized and/or have other issues

Though, to be fair Batman's coping mechanism is indeed fighting

For the love of my own sanity. I AM A HERO THERAPIST. Not a Villian therapist!

The Villains have @newlyarkhampsych for that! Or go to HARLEY QUINN.

Same with metropolis villains. LEX I DON'T CARE IF YOU FIND THE WORD A VILLIAN DEMEANING. And for the record, I am not giving you """files on Superman""" because I don't have any.

- The therapist.

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I have come to the conclusion that Monsieur Drake's father is emotionally constipated. I am only able to hope he's not like this in my universe

At least he's good at picking up information

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Evan, I will behead you for this once we're home

We were doing a check of our powers and health as the last thing before moving on to the next universe and Jessica was asked how much can she lift and she shrugged and went "ah well, I can carry my partner but to be fair they're very light" AND SHE PROCEEDED TO PICK ME UP LIKE NOTHING

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Fuck you and your stupid strength-

We were doing a check of our powers and health as the last thing before moving on to the next universe and Jessica was asked how much can she lift and she shrugged and went "ah well, I can carry my partner but to be fair they're very light" AND SHE PROCEEDED TO PICK ME UP LIKE NOTHING