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Ooc: often I don’t do stuff like this but I figured since I’ve kinda died on here (pun intended) I wanted to throw this out there :L

I been on here lately so . Yeah LMAO IDK WHAT ELSE TO SAY

⇢ ˗ˏˋ AND IT WOULDN'T BE LUCK IF YOU COULD GET OUT OF LIFE ALIVE . . . ࿐ྂ

Well... Hello there. It seems you've... Managed to find me. Welcome to this blog. I'm quite unsure about what to do on this website.

But on a more serious note... Hello. I'm Mr. Reed. My first name isn't important, but I suppose if it's a frequently asked thing then I'll reveal it perhaps. I use he/him pronouns, but... I've seen people using others like it/its... So, anything works. Just nothing feminine, please.

Hm. I suppose that's all I have to say. My... "Wife" needs my help for a pie she's baking. Blueberry, if you're curious.

Feel free to stop by and chat. Send an ask, or simply talk. This is merely an account for my amusement.

⇢ ˗ˏˋ OOC / MOD INTRO . . . ࿐ྂ Hello hello! Well, I don't really have much to say except welcome to my funny little blog. (Metal walls and blueberry candles included. Plus bob ross monopoly.) My name's Dew! I use he/she pronouns, genderfluid, and I'm gay! I LOOOVE horror movies and I saw heretic in theaters pretty recently and I thought "wow, this guy would be super fun to write for!" and now I'm here! :P Kay, mini bits of info here... I'm an adult! So that being said I'm going to keep a boundary on certain aspects such as nsfw and SOME scenarios / etc. Mostly I don't care? I'd just prefer if you were to tell me or have your age in bio before deciding to imply nsfw. Flirting I don't care about, it's bound to happen, but you get it.

TAGS TIME!!! Thankfully, they're ez pz :L

†- REED ANSWERS. ; Mr. Reed answering asks :D

†- REED INTERACTS. ; Mr. Reed interacting w/ people! (Anons, other accs... Yeah :P) †- REED TALKS. ; Mr. Reed just yapping. As per usual... †- REEDS REBLOGS. ; Reblogs, obviously. †- ADMIN. ; Anything related to yours truly ;]

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⇢ ˗ˏˋ ❜ I post from here by the way. ❛ 

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K-KITTEN??? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?? I THOUGHT WE WERE 4LIFERS!! 🤬🤬 WE WATCHED SKIBIDI TOILER TOGETHER, SANG THE SONG, DRANK GRIMACE SHAKES TOGETHER, ETC!! 🔪🔪 THIS IS NOT FUNNY!! 👿😈👿 *alpha scratches you and you die* W-WAIT, NO KITTEN!! I DIDNT MEAN TO! WAKE UP!! PLEASE!! NO!!!!! MY OHIO LEVEL THREE GYST OME TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE LIGHTSKIN STARE KITTEN!! NOOOOOOOOO!! IM SO SORRY!!! WAKE UP, PLEASE!! ⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤👿👿👿👿👿👿🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 i-i must go... i hurt my kitten, the one i swore to protect no matter the cost. i'm so sorry kitten. daddy loves you. 🖤

He blinked, staring at you.

⇢ ˗ˏˋ ❜ Thank you Joey. Very kind of ya. Anyways, I ain't ya kitten. If anything, other people would be MY kitten. ❛ 

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(Hope you don’t mind but I love the cattiness your Beej has)

There’s caution approaching the demon, but the actions after aren’t as hesitant.

Fingers slip under his chin.. is that? Scratching? Another hand moves up towards his head, digits working gently to scratch through his hair and against his scalp as if one were giving affection to a pet.

Beetlejuice blinked a couple times. Well then! The demon leaned into the touch, purring loudly. His hair spiked to a softer green. Aw, how sweet! The demon couldn't help but melt into the touch. ...Literally.

He began to... Melt a bit. What the FUCK. The goo then formed back into the demon. Damn! You really got somethin'

⇢ ˗ˏˋ ❜ Man, what'd I do for this, ey? Was I extra nice this year? Hah. ❛ 

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Hey Beej, I didn't know you had a tumblr account! Are you still active lately? Oh, by the way, there's a spider lurking in my room somewhere, and I can't find ittt. If you can find it, it's yours. My main question was if you like rainy days. I've been having a couple of those lately, and they seem to calm the chaos! I know you'll FOREVER be chaotic, but do rainy days calm you down in the slightest? Catch you soon, B-Man :) - Star ★

⇢ ˗ˏˋ ❜ Eh, just came back. Yakknow how it is. Took a while. I get tired an' busy. ...Doin' what? Who fuckin' knows. ❛ 

He yawned. ...He was sleeping. For the... whole month. He tilted his head, floating around the room, he then SLAMMED his hand against the wall, grabbing the spider then tossing it into his mouth with a CRUNCH!!!

⇢ ˗ˏˋ ❜ Rainy days, eh? Well... I do like 'em. Thunderstorms kinda freak me out though. Just don't tell anyone that, kay? But yeah, rain's nice. Makes me all chill an' shit. One 'f my favorite things to do is just sit inside and watch a shitty movie. ❛ 

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Hello mister Beetlejuice!!

I did have a question and then I forgot it. So now I'm just dropping in to say hi :D

I did want to say hi like a few weeks ago, and then I got nervous so-))

The demon crossed his arms smugly, smirking. Nervous? HA! Him? C'mon, he's a demon. Not THAT scary. Well... EM. Maybe. He held out his hand with a wild look on his face.

⇢ ˗ˏˋ ❜ Well well well! Nice to meet ya then sweets! What's ya name? ❛ 

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Do you fart?

The demon blinked. Well, that's an... Interesting question.

⇢ ˗ˏˋ ❜ Nah, I don't. But corpses do. It's basically gettin' rid of all the shit in the body, yakknow? Putrefaction. ❛ 

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I’m not okay im extremely burnt out and stressed

And I have a dentist appointment tomorrow to look at my broken tooth.

Sorry

For trauma dumping

♥️-Jordan

Beetlejuice yawns, immediately coming over to you. He picked you up and wrapped his arms around you, purring happily! IT'S JORDAN!

⇢ ˗ˏˋ ❜ Heyyy babes! Sorry I didn't get 'round to this sooner, how're ya doin sweets? ❛ 

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pookie they are stealing the bug jar

HUH?! Beetlejuice gasped, his hair spiking up like a frazzled cat. The demon immediately came over, grabbing the bug jar and holding it protectively.

⇢ ˗ˏˋ ❜ NO!!! MY JAR!!! ❛

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My cat has to at least attempt to destroy the rope on my bathrobe every time I come out of the shower. She ruins everything. I can't have nice things. I think you would be best friends with her

Beetlejuice picked up the cat, holding her close to his face, staring into her eyes. The demon began to purr loudly, a happy grin rising on his face. He then spun around, holding the cat like a baby.

⇢ ˗ˏˋ ❜ This lil’ thing? She can’t hurt a fly! What’s ’er name by the way? ❛

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Do you like cartoons? I think you should watch Invader Zim

Beetlejuice hovered over to you, hopefully you didn’t forget about em! He yawned, rubbing his eyes.

⇢ ˗ˏˋ ❜ Ah, that show? I haven’t seen it yet. I prolly should tho, huh? Me and Lyds have a growing list of shit to watch. Maybe I’ll convince ‘er to watch Invader Zim before… Some other thing. ❛

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Hey beej, did you ever see an old animated movie called the Lion King?

I always thought that the bugs looked strangely tasty with the way they drew them.

He hummed, opening a random box and began to throw different dvds and stuff out of it. AH! He pulled out a stupidly old looking dvd, blowing off a lot of dust. Alas! It was the lion king!

⇢ ˗ˏˋ ❜ This ol’ thing? Oh, yeah. I remember one time me and Lyds tried to remake the bugs as gummies. Yeah, we burnt em. ❛

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Rahh

Beetlejuice stretched his face, popping his eyes out dramatically,

⇢ ˗ˏˋ ❜ RAAAAAHHHHHH! ❛

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⇢ ˗ˏˋ ❜ AAAALRIGHT LADIES AND GENTS AND EVERYONE OUTSIDE AND INBETWEEN, GUESS WHO’S BAAAAACK~?! ❛

Beetlejuice cackled.

⇢ ˗ˏˋ ❜ Did ya miss me? I know, I know, been gone quite a while, you folks must’ve been DYIN’ TO SEE ME AGAIN! ❛

⇢ ˗ˏˋ ❜ Let’s get a few things done this time ‘round, I’m gonna take it a bit easy, gonna chillaxxx, get in the grooove, that means I might not be as active as before but DON’T FRET BABES! You’ll still see me~ ❛

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Hey bug,

Wanna come over for a doodle day at my place? What would you draw? Also I hope you don't mind my cat might join. She's pretty nosy.

And please don't eat any crayons

He gasped, his eyes basically stars as he rushed over to you, staring at you VERY close. Face to face. His eyes were dilated like a cats eyes, purring coming from him. He was very excited. obviously.

⇢ ˗ˏˋ ❜ YES. I WANNA DRAW. What's the cats name? Is she chill with ghosts? Demons maybe? ...Also no promises, you might have to let me eat ONE crayon. As a treat. ❛ 

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Hi Beej! It's me Candy again :3

....

.....I found this random kid whos gay and depressive so.... THINK FAST, BUG MAN!

Beetlejuice flinched and quickly caught the... Kid? The demon then put them down, brushing off his hands. Ugh... Is he a babysitter now? He cleared his throat, nervously just... Staring.

⇢ ˗ˏˋ ❜ ...So. Gay and depressive' ey? Me too. ❛ 

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me and my sis are both gonna be Beetlejuice for Halloween and argue over who's the real one

((@ask-mayfly))

⇢ ˗ˏˋ ❜ I'm the real one. BAM. Easy peasy. ;P ❛