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tfp megatron sounds like he’s in a fucking porno. i can’t stand him anymore. "claim your prize, optimus prime, if you can" that’s something you say before you spread your legs open you freak.
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antis will be like I must protect fictional children who do not exist because I am so morally superior also brb gonna wish rape and harm upon real people who hurt my precious fictional children who do not exist real quick
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made an insightful infographic for those who might need it
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who let rodimus have such a big bow
I’m absolutely obsessed with @madamadamiu ‘s lost light cat shelter au and swerve with his little bow, so i drew some of the others getting dressed up :> (or being forced to)
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Father and daughter 💜

Flying lesson🥺🥺💜💙
Really love Soundwave protects his little babies🥺🥺🥺
See more pretty sky ❤️⬇️⬇️
skyfire and Starscream♡♡
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POV: You’re a British tourist that got lost in the Nevada desert


Bonus 👇:


Part 2
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This had me spiraling because like WHAT DO YOU MEAN A 4 ON COURAGE 😭 acting like he didn’t mock and taunt the ENTIRE autobot team while strapped to a table in their clutches… former gladiator btw too?? But yknow in his defense his courage stat is higher than Starscream’s so it’s not too outrageous 😒 but still (credit to @/fumbletron3000 on twt for the pic of the stats btw)
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As a paramedic, Ratchet's alt mode in tfp driving around Jasper is hilarious to me.
We usually know who is on what ambulance unit and where the other ambulances are. They have GPS trackers on them/on the ambulance's phone, so dispatch can see where they are. Jasper is a small town, so their EMS/Fire dept is likely small as fuck. So the first responders all likely know each other and what's going on.
NO ONE can track this weird ass ambulance. Dispatch has no idea where it came from.
The other medics in Jasper being like "what fucking unit is that" or "what THE FUCK." There's no department marking or star of life on Ratchet's alt's exterior, but it has lights and sirens. Which is fucking illegal.
The other first responders talk about the Mysterious Unknown ambulance that is OCCASIONALLY spotted like a fucking cryptid. It becomes an inside joke/urban legend.
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blue soundwave or red soundwave?
whatever, they are so sexy
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